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WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME
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What was your first job.
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I don't care for the cinema.
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Im not Canadian. I just really like stompin Tom. And playing appropriate drops while working Squirt games. When my nephews team got called for a penalty, right at the whistle I'd play stone colds theme song. Puck Drops I'd play Going the Distance from Rocky. The Goal song was Its Time to Party by Andrew WK. I'd always get Mufferaw Joe into one of the intermissions. Fawkin loved working the box.
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Anyone ever break into a series of houses to steal underwear and then brutally rape and murder a woman after years of being the most highly decorated pilot in the nation?
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Fuck man, you would've made my young hockey career a lot better. It was all AC/DC and sometimes Aeriels by SOAD or Plateau from Nirvana Unplugged. The guy that ran the box was a faggot if you haven't already gleaned that. They'd play 5 Minutes Alone WHILE I was skating to the box but never WHILE I was fighting. Pissed me off.
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And take a bunch of hilarious pictures in the process?
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Fucking Tom Sawyer too. "I get up, at seven YEAH!" Do ya?
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If it wasn't my nephews game I probably wouldn't have given a shit.
Intermission jam as well. No fighting for to play this for
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Big Joe Cumiaw, gayest fag you ever saw, jackin' fifty fellas off in just one dayyyyy. HE'S GAY
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Can we start an Owen A Men's League and let R&R run the tunes? I'll seriously hurt a bunch of you.
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Before I was allowed to swear, my parents would let me sing this song. They encouraged it in certain company.
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My mom used to sing it all the time. It's the only song she can sing without making your ears bleed.
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Abe, you’re a national treasure and Turry is a manlet fag that doesn’t deserve your praise.
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Have you ever spent any time with Newfies? My best friend's step dad is a Newf and he loves drinking with me because I'll sing his stupid 99 verse Newfie songs with him. Fuckin Cabin Boy all night until the cunt falls asleep with a lit dart in his mouth directly after yelling "Jenny, make me a bong, darlin!"
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I'm honestly kind of annoyed that nobody's ever changed my Wikipedia to say I'm Canadian.
Also, Terry Fox is a quitter and a pussy but he's a Canadian folk hero nonetheless. We put BEAVERS on our money here. Those things are fucking cocksuckers.
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Yeah I used to split wood for an old feller - he'd go up the logging ruds every day to cut rounders and haul them back in his Ranger. Three loads a day made a cord but he didn't have time to split them. Proud old bastard too so I'd have to sneak into his yard when he was gone and get to splitting.
He'd get back and scold me up and down then invite me in for some beers and a joint. Good times.
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He was 82 at the time and I could only understand half of what he said. Good old Bram.
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BTW, he's saying "Allamander." Allamender left and allamender right..." it's short for "all the men to." Fucking Googled it and everything.
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All I got from that was that this old fag drove a Ranger.