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I used to go to school in the free T shirts you'd get with 24s of Canadian and Coors Light that my parents would get.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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No one knows. We don't really have a calendar.
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That was the pregame show.
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I’ll just go by your guys’ threads next year.
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Teagan and Sara were supposed to perform but couldn't. They were being treated for penis chinese penis.
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Lotta fawkin sore knuckles and empty molson ices I presume.
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Calvin Coolidge is still here car crashing me trying to Snidely Whiplash Canadian Thanksgiving.
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Dudley Doright is hilarious by the way. A handsome bumbling fucking idiot mountie who rides his horse backwards and constantly cucks Snidely Whiplash's miserable, dastardly ass.
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The Brendan Fraser vehicle wasn't so great. I saw that shit in the theater. Alfred Molina played Snidely Whiplash.
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Meh. A uniform doesn't make you Canadian. Never had a Canadian play him. 3/10
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Hahahaha it's relatable because I don't have my own personality
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Brendan Fraser is Canadian.
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Is he? I thought he was just fat. Cool.
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Seriously I thought he was British or some shit.
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He's only fat because he contracted adult onset down syndrome (Nagelism)
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I think he's from Ottawa but he lived all over the place.
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You know what now that I think about it. His mannerisms are identical to Nathan Fillions. Another surprise Canadian
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He overdosed on penis Mongolian penis?
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I'll get the narcan. It's okay. I'm trained.
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What if there was a famous Canadian trapper named Pinetip Perkins and they called him that because he had the head of his cock bitten off by a beaver and replaced it with one that he whittled himself out of pine?