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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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I'm getting some fucking salt and vinegar crispers. Americans will never understand. Life is short but it takes too long.
Crispers are the greatest snack food of all time. I always have to get multiple bags because I Ruiz them too fast. I go All Dressed with it.

You getting shitfaced today? I'm probably not. Although I could. Because there's an LCBO outlet store in the middle of nowhere that's open on holidays. I'm pretty sure we argued about this last year and I ended up going and buying a bottle of whiskey. Or maybe that was New Years or something.
 

Turk February

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Crispers are the greatest snack food of all time. I always have to get multiple bags because I Ruiz them too fast. I go All Dressed with it.

You getting shitfaced today? I'm probably not. Although I could. Because there's an LCBO outlet store in the middle of nowhere that's open on holidays. I'm pretty sure we argued about this last year and I ended up going and buying a bottle of whiskey. Or maybe that was New Years or something.
I just discovered Uber eats. I'm going to be shit faced for a month.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Crispers are the greatest snack food of all time. I always have to get multiple bags because I Ruiz them too fast. I go All Dressed with it.

You getting shitfaced today? I'm probably not. Although I could. Because there's an LCBO outlet store in the middle of nowhere that's open on holidays. I'm pretty sure we argued about this last year and I ended up going and buying a bottle of whiskey. Or maybe that was New Years or something.
Ever try stop yourself from finishing a bag of crispers? I think an hour is the longest any man can stop themselves.
 
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