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I'll either disappear at some point or end up posting a bunch of embarrassing shit in this thread that is brilliantly funny in my head at the time.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Naw. No one ever posts embarrassing shit while drunk on here. It's not our way.
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I've exposed so much about myself I want to crawl under a mattress and die sometimes. You can have fun on here for a night.
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Mine ends up being hard to understand nonsense more than personal shit.
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No one will mind. This forum makes no sense to begin with.
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Boq doesnt even post here...
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My problem now is I don't know what to do. I feel like I should be doing something while I'm drinking beer. I want tonhave a fire but I don't really have anymore good wood and I don't feel like fucking around with a chainsaw right now. I should've bought a couple bags at that gas station. Fuck.
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Booooq! What are your thoughts on our dystopian cyberpunk country and rampant addiction to the drug "penis chinese penis"?
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It's not an addiction if you have a prescription from Dr. Ho
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He's gonna have to read through the entire thread now
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Not openly since grannygate anyway
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I fucking love Dr. Ho. When I worked midnights I'd always go to my buddy's house Sunday morning and we'd get high and watch creepy church services and Dr Ho infomercials where he electrocutes firefighters and they wince in pain and then go back to smiling.
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Come on, fellas. It's Canadian Thanksgiving.
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I'm sorry sir. But as not a member of Canada you will be asked to leave. Unless you have 40 bucks or a dimebag of penis chinese penis.
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Will you settle for a picture of nikocado avocado enjoying himself?
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No no no sir. You don't understand. It's Thanksgiving.
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I disagree with everything this asshole says and I should've been consulted during the writing of this commercial.
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Canadian gives you the worst beer shits by the way.
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Happy Canadian thanksgiving!! but I thought it was yesterday.. or the 12th fawk
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These commercials were kind of weird. Here's some nationalism but more importantly, drink.