The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

When I start drinking this late I have a hard time getting into it. I'm debating shotgunning a couple beers.

The first 2 are boring. But after that it's always a good ride. Well not always. But you know what I mean.

 

[Turk February]

Helmet of horror is a common side effect of penis Jewish penis. Sadly untreatable. No known cure.

I have heard proposals of a 2 penis solution and honestly, it sounds fair.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The first 2 are boring. But after that it's always a good ride. Well not always. But you know what I mean.

I do know exactly what you mean. I also feel like I need to shower. I might have a patented Patrick Tomlinson shower beer.

 

[Turk February]

I do know exactly what you mean. I also feel like I need to shower. I might have a patented Patrick Tomlinson shower beer.

I did it first. Then Ben Affleck copied me. Pat is a copycat.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

At 12am I will be editing all posts to include either 1) Diarrhea porn or 2) Nikocado Avocado gaping asshole. Enjoy the next few hours.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Have you ever not showered for a couple days, started to feel like shit and then you shower and shave and instantly feel incredible and you're like "why didn't I just do that sooner?"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I did it first. Then Ben Affleck copied me. Pat is a copycat.

My crazy ex would drink shower beers. The lawyer. Successful lawyer. I hope she falls off a roof.

 

[Turk February]

Have you ever not showered for a couple days, started to feel like shit and then you shower and shave and instantly feel incredible and you're like "why didn't I just do that sooner?"

I'm in that boat right now. Got a full beard and shit. No idea how I got here.

 

[Turk February]

At 12am I will be editing all posts to include either 1) Diarrhea porn or 2) Nikocado Avocado gaping asshole. Enjoy the next few hours.

Sir. You have been asked to leave. Don't make me call security, I have good relations with the moderator @chocolatehellhole and he's not a kind man

 

[Turk February]

How funny would it be if this thread drove @chocolatehellhole to ban himself? I think that would be magic.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I have 4 tall boys and a bit of whiskey, which will get me just drunk enough to uncontrollably Jones for more and not sleep. But luckily, as we have discussed before, there is an LCBO outlet in a gas station in the middle of nowhere that is open on holidays. There's also another gas station on the highway that sells single cans and they're open 24/7

You're gonna have heartburn

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

How funny would it be if this thread drove @chocolatehellhole to ban himself? I think that would be magic.

He'll probably overdose on pzp before nightfall

 

[Turk February]

"he was abusing his moderator privileges"
"It wasn't him. It was the penis chinese penis"

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

This is your brain
This is your brain on penis Chinese penis
Any questions?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

How funny would it be if this thread drove @chocolatehellhole to ban himself? I think that would be magic.

Right now Trump is having a listening party and Nothing Compares 2 U by Nelly Furtado is playing

 

[Turk February]

@chocolatehellhole stands on the ledge of a skyscraper with tears in his eyes and just screams "god damn it! I wish I never tried the penis chinese penis!"

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Smelly Furtaco

BURIED that slut

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Yeah close the thread. It's over. Nothing is going to top penis chinese penis and Smelly Furtaco

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm in that boat right now. Got a full beard and shit. No idea how I got here.

You really should just force yourself to do it. Once you're in you won't want to get out and you'll be rubbing your smooth-ass face. I'm the cleanest man in Canada right now and I feel great.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Now I'm gonna have a cigarette and stink myself back up.