I used to go to school in the free T shirts you'd get with 24s of Canadian and Coors Light that my parents would get.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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No one knows. We don't really have a calendar.
That was the pregame show.
I’ll just go by your guys’ threads next year.
Teagan and Sara were supposed to perform but couldn't. They were being treated for penis chinese penis.
Lotta fawkin sore knuckles and empty molson ices I presume.
Calvin Coolidge is still here car crashing me trying to Snidely Whiplash Canadian Thanksgiving.
Dudley Doright is hilarious by the way. A handsome bumbling fucking idiot mountie who rides his horse backwards and constantly cucks Snidely Whiplash's miserable, dastardly ass.
The Brendan Fraser vehicle wasn't so great. I saw that shit in the theater. Alfred Molina played Snidely Whiplash.
Meh. A uniform doesn't make you Canadian. Never had a Canadian play him. 3/10
Hahahaha it's relatable because I don't have my own personality
Brendan Fraser is Canadian.
Is he? I thought he was just fat. Cool.
Seriously I thought he was British or some shit.
He's only fat because he contracted adult onset down syndrome (Nagelism)
I think he's from Ottawa but he lived all over the place.
You know what now that I think about it. His mannerisms are identical to Nathan Fillions. Another surprise Canadian
He overdosed on penis Mongolian penis?
I'll get the narcan. It's okay. I'm trained.
What if there was a famous Canadian trapper named Pinetip Perkins and they called him that because he had the head of his cock bitten off by a beaver and replaced it with one that he whittled himself out of pine?