The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My parents knew this Vietnamese guy named Hung and I always assumed his last name was Wang.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

My parents knew this Vietnamese guy named Hung and I always assumed his last name was Wang.

Hung was his last name. Don't you know anything?

 

[Turk February]

Actually Hung was a nickname because he had a massive cock that came on your butt.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

PvP is a very dangerous drug

 

[Turk February]

PvP is a very dangerous drug

Is that penis vagina penis? Dangerous combination. Synthetic.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I didn't think I was gonna get drunk tonight but now I really feel like getting drunk.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Getting drunk here, boss?

Get it drunk there, Abe.

 

[Turk February]

I didn't think I was gonna get drunk tonight but now I really feel like getting drunk.

How? Everything is closed? Fuuuuuuuck

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How? Everything is closed? Fuuuuuuuck

I have 4 tall boys and a bit of whiskey, which will get me just drunk enough to uncontrollably Jones for more and not sleep. But luckily, as we have discussed before, there is an LCBO outlet in a gas station in the middle of nowhere that is open on holidays. There's also another gas station on the highway that sells single cans and they're open 24/7

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

How? Everything is closed? Fuuuuuuuck

Some of us have more than enough alcohol on hand to get trashed at any given moment. I wasn't going to drink either but Tylenol and Advil don't do shit for this shoulder so I'll probably have some rum and cokes

 

[Turk February]

I have 4 tall boys and a bit of whiskey, which will get me just drunk enough to uncontrollably Jones for more and not sleep. But luckily, as we have discussed before, there is an LCBO outlet in a gas station in the middle of nowhere that is open on holidays. There's also another gas station on the highway that sells single cans and they're open 24/7

You lucky duck.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Some of us have more than enough alcohol on hand to get trashed at any given moment. I wasn't going to drink either but Tylenol and Advil don't do shit for this shoulder so I'll probably have some rum and cokes

Well I guess some of us aren't problem drunks who can keep a bar stocked without killing themselves.

 

[Turk February]

How do you keep more than one beer in the fridge without devouring then all while snorting penis chinese penis. Your self control shocks me.

 

[UnPRePared]

Let's all calm it down, shall we?

For you, my friend @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda!

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Well I guess some of us aren't problem drunks who can keep a bar stocked without killing themselves.

Before penis chinese penis made me into a superior human I really struggled

 

[Turk February]

I can't get over how surreal this thread is. It's like a dream I can't wake up from.

 

[UnPRePared]

I can't get over how surreal this thread is. It's like a dream I can't wake up from.

We're having fun, and Americans hate that!

 

[Turk February]

We're having fun, and Americans hate that!

This transcends borders. This is like Kafka.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I got a twelve pack. Place was open and absolutely hopping.

 

[Turk February]

I got a twelve pack. Place was open and absolutely hopping.

Cocksucker. I'll catch up. I think. I have to order a meal or they can't serve me. Luckily. I'm getting hungry.