Just let him go. By the time you're hitting the PMP you're better off dead
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Abe is drunk as fuck
I've had like half a beer. I'm just thinking thoughts over here.
There's always hope Turry. I too once had a penis chinese penis problem. Men can recover. Even be men again.
Well, Chinese men.
No. after counseling and 12 step meetings I stopped being chinese.
I guess if I'm being honest I will always be chinese but I'm not an active chinese. Not anymore.
Just wandering the street narcaning oriental looking people "it's okay. I can help"
That got me laughing pretty fucking hard.
Make sure they're a actually Chinese. Narcan actually makes the effects of PJP, PKP and PTP stronger
Give him time. Everyone's bottom is different. We will be here to support him.
I'm literally fucking crying. Wasn't this thread about Thanksgiving at some point?
Isn't this thread something to be thankful for?
Yes. 17 pages of solid gold, baby.
If I were you I'd print this out and send it to a science fiction literary magazine. This is so fucking weird.
When I start drinking this late I have a hard time getting into it. I'm debating shotgunning a couple beers.
There's a book called Helmet of Horror by Victor Pelevin that's just chat logs of people who wake up in a maze. This thread gives me those vibes.