Next time on NPS... a dramatic reenactment of a Milwaukee court case.

[SFWA liaison]

The google thing he doesn't even consider ongoing, it's over. "Considering other strategies" = trooning out

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Is JDA's friend reading it? I remember him reading some of Rick's texts and he did a pretty good job capturing his fagginess.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat acts like he knows about how court works but has made an ass of himself each time from a speeding ticket to a restraining order.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Is JDA's friend reading it? I remember him reading some of Rick's texts and he did a pretty good job capturing his fagginess.

Id say this episode you wont want to miss.

 

[guest]

Just a taste...

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Reality truly is stranger than fiction

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Last request, the rest is saved for the podcast.

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At the highest level, it seems like all he wants is a captive audience to listen to his story. Why he keeps choosing a court of law to be that audience is anybody’a guess.

Goes to show you how much it sucks to not have any friends.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

At the highest level, it seems like all he wants is a captive audience to listen to his story. Why he keeps choosing a court of law to be that audience is anybody’a guess.

Goes to show you how much it sucks to not have any friends.

He is so delusional. He thought he was going spend an hour pointing the finger at Andrew and shaming him then the judge was going to applaud and grant the restraining order while in awe of pats big brain. " Are you sure you are not a lawyer?'

 

[Harry Powell]

Wasn't it both of them?

Very common theory, and of course Jimmy was acting strangely, but I think it’s more interesting and tragic if Tony was so willing to ignore reality (Puss) and throw him under the bus to try to deny an unpleasant fact

 

[ChildSpitTake]

People hated my voice, so if your VIP falls through, I think I'd make an excellenT patrick

You sound somehow faggier than Pat

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Last request, the rest is saved for the podcast.

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Cock tease

 

[guest]

Cock tease

Pot calling the kettle black, dude.

 

[guest]

Just a taste...

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Is it perjury?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

He is so delusional. He thought he was going spend an hour pointing the finger at Andrew and shaming him then the judge was going to applaud and grant the restraining order while in awe of pats big brain. " Are you sure you are not a lawyer?'

Bloated Plaintiff: 35 minutes of judge child/orange Andrew bad.
Judge: claps and cries in all the right places. Sentences Andrew to life in dungeon.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Are you fawkin serious? They do audio recordings? lol

The future is now, child. Watching lolcows making a fool of themselves has never been so easy and comfortable. What a time to be alive.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I promise you that you, and most of the other guests, have already leaked enough personally identifying info to Dan to be named in a lawsuit. If he has flipped, or he flips later, you're in trouble. In some cases he's asked guests to confirm on the record which of Pat's unnamed John Does they are. That's some Jimmy Altieri shit right there.

Never take a bet with no upside; and in this case, unless you are very deeply in need of human interaction, there's no upside.

"I feel like a lot of good ground was covered here today"

 

[AntSucks]

The only time Patrick has ever won in court was when he was able to legally abandon his daughter with no consequences.

 

[guest]

Very common theory, and of course Jimmy was acting strangely, but I think it’s more interesting and tragic if Tony was so willing to ignore reality (Puss) and throw him under the bus to try to deny an unpleasant fact

It was Junior too. After they had that meeting with the capos, Junior agreed.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Is JDA's friend reading it? I remember him reading some of Rick's texts and he did a pretty good job capturing his fagginess.

He has an excellent gay voice but there is one important nuance. @ChicopeeChip whoever reads this better do the goddamn T's!

 

[Will Tate]

Reading through the latest on Pat's KF page as I'm wont to do every morning, the fucking balls on those pricks to demand Dan release the transcripts now and tell him how to steer the ship. Faggots slept on Pat and shit on Caverlock's dedicated hard work until Pat sued Null and rattled their cage, the majority of the content on that thread if not all of it comes from the rascals here, but now those armchair quarterback cunts think they get dictate terms? Get fucked.
Sorry, I'm in a mood this morning, and the entitlement of those worthless cunts gets on my nerves.

 

[Jenna]

Reading through the latest on Pat's KF page as I'm wont to do every morning, the fucking balls on those pricks to demand Dan release the transcripts now and tell him how to steer the ship. Faggots slept on Pat and shit on Caverlock's dedicated hard work until Pat sued Null and rattled their cage, the majority of the content on that thread if not all of it comes from the rascals here, but now those armchair quarterback cunts think they get dictate terms? Get fucked.
Sorry, I'm in a mood this morning, and the entitlement of those worthless cunts gets on my nerves.

Counterpoint:

No no no! I'm a kiwifarms poster and I want it now! Then I want an apology for not getting it sooner!