Worst video game you've ever played?

[Cuphead]

MLB The Show is the only current franchise that doesent focus all of its attention on the ultimate team (called Diamond Dynasty mode) game. It’s Franchise and Road to the Show modes are still as good as they’ve ever been. And since 2017 they’ve changed up the throwback jerseys, for a while like 4 straight games had the same ones. Lol. I still like The Show. Madden, NHL and NBA 2K all suck now. But I did like PGA Tour 2K21. Thought it was much better than the last few EA Golf Games.

Who the fuck still buys sports games? It's the same shit every year

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I can honestly say I’ve thought every Halo game after Halo 3, sucks.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Who the fuck still buys sports games? It's the same shit every year

EA and 2K, yes. The Show usually adds something or improves something every year.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Had a far better narrative and soundtrack but jesus was the difficulty bullshit in some parts

I agree fully. The game is not fun when dudes are shooting you clear across every level though. I dont know why they abandoned the close quarters combat. That game engine is not built for ranged combat that is also enjoyable for the player

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare, fucking terrible. It’s redeeming quality is it came with the COD4:MW remaster, which I play online still.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

The Witcher 3. I've tried playing a couple of times now but I just hate everything about it. How it gets 10/10 OMG best game evarrrr reviews it beyond me.

I felt the same, hated everything about it

@CumiaPoodle told me to just get past the first village

I really liked it after the open world was accessible.

but i thought it was retarded the first couple of times I tried it out

 

[Monk]

MLB The Show is the only current franchise that doesent focus all of its attention on the ultimate team (called Diamond Dynasty mode) game. It’s Franchise and Road to the Show modes are still as good as they’ve ever been. And since 2017 they’ve changed up the throwback jerseys, for a while like 4 straight games had the same ones. Lol. I still like The Show. Madden, NHL and NBA 2K all suck now. But I did like PGA Tour 2K21. Thought it was much better than the last few EA Golf Games.

PGA 2K21 was good. The feel of the gameplay is great and the custom courses creates a lot of replayability but the career mode sucks. Wish they would have taken a page from Pro Evolution Soccer's customizability to get around licensing issues. In 2K21's career mode you should be able to edit the names of the tournaments and the course they're held on to get around the licensing issue with the majors.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

One of the worst games I have ever played was the campaign mode of Battlefield Hardline on the PS4. The story was awful, the controls were terrible and the game made me nauseous due its terrible color scheme and motion blur.

 

[Cuphead]

One of the worst games I have ever played was the campaign mode of Battlefield Hardline on the PS4. The story was awful, the controls were terrible and the game made me nauseous due its terrible color scheme and motion blur.

Shit I forgot about that game. Love the Battlefield series for the most part, but that game sucked ass despite a cool concept. Multiplayer was OK for what it was, but one of the worst and most boring campaigns ever in a FPS. What kind of shooter encourages you to arrest and subdue people more than shoot them?

 

[Jenna]

So I'm a fucking kid, and my family got an N64, and I love the hell out of it. Every birthday, it's established that I get one N64 game as a present, usually whatever I have my little kid eyes on. One game for birthday, one game for Christmas, tough shit rest of the year, I'll take it.

So 1998 hits, birthday is coming up, the details are sketchy but somehow the hype for this game Forsaken completely takes over the adults in my life. I might have been visiting aunts and uncles, and/or there was a trendy commercial, but I wanted another game and the people with the money to buy gifts were VERY motivated to get me Forsaken instead. Forsaken was so fucking good, how could I not LOVE it? I'm a stupid kid, so I don't stand up for myself.

So I get Forsaken. Within 2-3 minutes of playing it, I'm fucking devastated. It's exactly as stupid as I thought it would be, I hate it, I was right to hate it, birthday ruined. Cried to my parents and credit where it's due, my mom goes full Karen bitch to Toys R Us, manages to get the $60+tax back for an opened video game and buys me whatever game I wanted. I think it was Yoshi's Story WHICH FUCKING RULED.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Hotline Miami 2. I was so looking forward to it and the game FUCKED MY ASS

Git good faggot

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

So I'm a fucking kid, and my family got an N64, and I love the hell out of it. Every birthday, it's established that I get one N64 game as a present, usually whatever I have my little kid eyes on. One game for birthday, one game for Christmas, tough shit rest of the year, I'll take it.

So 1998 hits, birthday is coming up, the details are sketchy but somehow the hype for this game Forsaken completely takes over the adults in my life. I might have been visiting aunts and uncles, and/or there was a trendy commercial, but I wanted another game and the people with the money to buy gifts were VERY motivated to get me Forsaken instead. Forsaken was so fucking good, how could I not LOVE it? I'm a stupid kid, so I don't stand up for myself.

So I get Forsaken. Within 2-3 minutes of playing it, I'm fucking devastated. It's exactly as stupid as I thought it would be, I hate it, I was right to hate it, birthday ruined. Cried to my parents and credit where it's due, my mom goes full Karen bitch to Toys R Us, manages to get the $60+tax back for an opened video game and buys me whatever game I wanted. I think it was Yoshi's Story WHICH FUCKING RULED.

every game for the n64 that wasnt made by nintendo or rare was fucking strange and shitty

edit: not including resident evil 2. That was good

 

[Calculating Bovinity]

Rented it as a kid. Granted I only played the skirmish mode but boy did it suck ass

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Yoshi's Story WHICH FUCKING RULED.

Yeah that was the shit.


As a kid I would buy gaming magazines, so I'd read the reviews and be able to avoid shitty games like the plague. So I'll nominate three modern games that are shitty.

1) Final Fantasy 13. Every aspect about this game is shitty. Linear as fuck, gay story, etc.

2) Final Fantasy 15. Okay, what the fuck. Now you've made a game that isn't linear, but is so not fun. If the series is actually about fighting and not in a turn-based way, it doesn't make sense. Plus, like 13, the story and characters are gay so you're not even remotely compelled to complete it. And, really, you learn how to cook in this game? Absolutely retarded.

3) Cyberpunk 2077. I bought this BECAUSE of how glitchy they told me it was. I don't care about glitches, it's funny to me. But the game is just not fun at all. It looks great, but nothing you do in the game is entertaining, and any FPS elements are available in any other game.

EDIT: I forgot to mention that FF13 was only $40 brand new, which should have made me suspicious instead of going "ah fuck it let's try it".

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Pretty much every sports video game since Ultimate Team-type game modes became a thing. They're closer to casino games like video poker now than what was once considered a video game. The last great sports games were NCAA Football 14 and NBA 2K11 with the Jordan Challenge.

2k11 was amazing. I was playing 2k when it was like 20 bucks while nba live was full price. Now 2k is shit and there’s no competition. Fucking nigger in mine own houseee?!!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I think that's a problem I have with a lot of games. There's no dedicated separate tutorial anymore. They make it part of the story so you're spending a long time getting introduced to how things work. It was the same with RDR2. An hour or two of hearing "Dutch! Blackwater! O'Driscolls!" over and over while being unable to just play the game because of all the handholding and cut-scenes got on my nerves.

The reason for this is expanding mechanics that require time to teach you. Believe it or not, the way even super Mario bros or Metroid were designed was the same concept. It was much easier. SMB as an example, you’re forced to learn how to jump, or a goombah kills you. You then learn you can’t break blocks. Then you get a coin, a mushroom, etc. Games still try to do this, but maintain peoples attention while trying to show them how the game is going to work. Basically they haven’t figured out a way to have a good tutorial while keeping peoples attention, and I’m a faggot.

 

[guest]

Here's one for all the old fags here. TOP GUN for the NES. I still can't fuel the fucking plane!

 

[Meownaw]

So I'm a fucking kid, and my family got an N64, and I love the hell out of it. Every birthday, it's established that I get one N64 game as a present, usually whatever I have my little kid eyes on. One game for birthday, one game for Christmas, tough shit rest of the year, I'll take it.

So 1998 hits, birthday is coming up, the details are sketchy but somehow the hype for this game Forsaken completely takes over the adults in my life. I might have been visiting aunts and uncles, and/or there was a trendy commercial, but I wanted another game and the people with the money to buy gifts were VERY motivated to get me Forsaken instead. Forsaken was so fucking good, how could I not LOVE it? I'm a stupid kid, so I don't stand up for myself.

So I get Forsaken. Within 2-3 minutes of playing it, I'm fucking devastated. It's exactly as stupid as I thought it would be, I hate it, I was right to hate it, birthday ruined. Cried to my parents and credit where it's due, my mom goes full Karen bitch to Toys R Us, manages to get the $60+tax back for an opened video game and buys me whatever game I wanted. I think it was Yoshi's Story WHICH FUCKING RULED.

The PC version is actually good. I recall it being nothing like the N64 one.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

The PC version is actually good. I recall it being nothing like the N64 one.

There were a lot of instances of this with N64 games that were on other consoles/PC. IIRC the last game released for it was Tony Hawk's 3, and compared to the PS2 (and maybe even PS1) version there's parts of levels completely omitted, doesn't play as well etc. I remember when Resident Evil 2 came out on it, and people were surprised that it actually came out fine.

@Dummy Gaynuts is probably right, if the games weren't made by Nintendo or Rare, they were usually mediocre. THQ made classic WWF games and Ubisoft had a few, but I can't think of many others. Acclaim made the Turok games which I suppose were pretty good.

Look at me, going on like a faggot.

 

[JamieConway]

I'll probably get some disagreement here but Hollow Knight.

It was tough (really just the boss fights) and after I beat it I just felt like I wasted a good chunk of my life.

You ain't alone. I only tried it because of all the hype and I got it for free. After 30 minutes I was convinced I was being trolled. Fucking rubbish.