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Time for more braying and food posting from the old Cow

My favorite episode of the cruise saga was when he was docked at some city (Prague maybe?) and rather than do anything culturally enriching, he paid through the nose to uber to a casino only to find out it didn’t open until 6 PM.
He had to take a picture of his retarded, gormless face too:

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Chive Turkey

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My favorite episode of the cruise saga was when he was docked at some city (Prague maybe?) and rather than do anything culturally enriching, he paid through the nose to uber to a casino only to find out it didn’t open until 6 PM.
Yeah, it was Tallinn or some other historic Estonian town. I had to laugh at the suggestion of Prague as it's smack dab in the middle on the continent and you couldn't be further from the sea.

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I'm sure there's river cruises that go there, but those are way smaller ships than the one Joe was on. Maybe he could join one of them in 2026 when money runs low again.
 
Yeah, it was Tallinn or some other historic Estonian town. I had to laugh at the suggestion of Prague as it's smack dab in the middle on the continent and you couldn't be further from the sea.

iu


I'm sure there's river cruises that go there, but those are way smaller ships than the one Joe was on. Maybe he could join one of them in 2026 when money runs low again.
Let’s just focus on how stupid Joe is, funster.
 
joe is bitching about having to work
Joe's life could have the makings of a hilarious sitcom. The disgusting, bloated loser, bragging about his fantastic life even as he wallows in total failure. You could easily get an entire season out of his seafaring adventure alone.
 
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