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Time for more braying and food posting from the old Cow

ElectricLightKazooII

I love that garlic buttah saw...
I work at a casino, they make you sign a sheet saying you cannot gamble. Joe is so full of shit
I have friends that work in the Oklahoma casino industry (just as miserable as you could imagine) and to be employed in just about any position you have to have a gaming license which bars you from gambling automatically in that Indian nation at the very least.
 

DoctorSteveCarlisi

Fluids
He also claimed he'd be fronting a Steely Dan cover band as soon as he came home. That apparently died on the vine.

I completely forgot about that. Oh, Joe. Always reelin' in the years.

You've been making dress-up bands since you were seventeen.
In all the years I've known you, you've been nothing but a queen.
Well the boat ride and your brother didn't pay off like you planned.
The things you call careers I can't understand.
 
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