Time for more braying and food posting from the old Cow

[ElectricLightKazooII]

I work at a casino, they make you sign a sheet saying you cannot gamble. Joe is so full of shit

I have friends that work in the Oklahoma casino industry (just as miserable as you could imagine) and to be employed in just about any position you have to have a gaming license which bars you from gambling automatically in that Indian nation at the very least.

 

[captainjapan]

Gotta wonder how many times Joe was shot down trying to get some strange aboard ship

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Gotta wonder how many times Joe was shot down trying to get some strange aboard ship

"Ewww, you know that fat guitar retard with the gross flabby armpits? He was trying to hit on me before."

"Yuck. He smells weird."

 

[Rude AND rude!]

He had to hang dryer sheets from the vent because his room smelled so bad.

The same vents he taped shut, to prevent sickness. Only to have half his teeth fall out and have to be on a liquid diet. Classic moo, anything to get out of working.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Having to smuggle cookies back to his room was another highlight.

That and his teeth falling out

 

[CuntFucker .]

Joe wrote a letter to the internet to brag about his diabetes. He's the best and therefore has the best diabetes.

 

[nasty twp]

Joe wrote a letter to the internet to brag about his diabetes. He's the best and therefore has the best diabetes.

He should start shilling wearable glucose sensor tech & pumps, it pays for Nick Jonas.

That would require actual work and professionalism, though.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

How no one photoshopped the scene from Spinel Tap with the puppet show is beyond me. If I said it once I said it a million times. First Solo Joe, THEN Puppet Show.

 

[Hairy Peckas]

Remember he also had high hopes that this Initial cruise would lead to better gigs in the future. While everyone here rightly said that this was a job for college aged people not geriatrics.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Remember he also had high hopes that this Initial cruise would lead to better gigs in the future. While everyone here rightly said that this was a job for college aged people not geriatrics.

He also claimed he'd be fronting a Steely Dan cover band as soon as he came home. That apparently died on the vine.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

He also claimed he'd be fronting a Steely Dan cover band as soon as he came home. That apparently died on the vine.

I completely forgot about that. Oh, Joe. Always reelin' in the years.

You've been making dress-up bands since you were seventeen.
In all the years I've known you, you've been nothing but a queen.
Well the boat ride and your brother didn't pay off like you planned.
The things you call careers I can't understand.

 

[lowend73]

He also claimed he'd be fronting a Steely Dan cover band as soon as he came home. That apparently died on the vine.

You know Joe doesn’t want to put in the work. And, it will show him how much of a 1 note act he is

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

You know Joe doesn’t want to put in the work. And, it will show him how much of a 1 note act he is

He’s so black, black
Mooin’ again

 

[Nana's stent]

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And you're still a fat fuck

 

[lowend73]

The same Joe Cumia who plays all songs in the key of G

 

[SwampYankee]

For the record this is what a normal A1C test looks like for a healthy 66 year old (me). Anyone can do it!:

 

[lowend73]

And you're still a fat fuck

Diet of a touring musician

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s been quiet but he posted this boomer humor

 

[lowend73]

He’s been quiet but he posted this boomer humor
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Pretty sure my dad has it on his Facebook

 

[DooDooBrown]

My favorite episode of the cruise saga was when he was docked at some city (Prague maybe?) and rather than do anything culturally enriching, he paid through the nose to uber to a casino only to find out it didn’t open until 6 PM.