Time for more braying and food posting from the old Cow

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

"I use Splenda". I'm picturing the always-entertaining buffoon dumping eleven packets of Splenda into his gay rifle coffee. "It's good for you! I'm off sugar now!". If Joe had another brain, it'd die of loneliness. People who take pictures of their food are people who simply don't have enough to do on a daily basis.

"I found a place that sells BULK aspartame. It pays to have $$$. For you REDDITARDS still eating regular sugar like CUCKS, better luck NEXT time LOL"

 

[satanssockpuppet]

"I found a place that sells BULK aspartame. It pays to have $$$. For you REDDITARDS still eating regular sugar like CUCKS, better luck NEXT time LOL"

Joe has completely (and easily) mastered his diet and nutrition. Pay no attention to the man on the stool who has the physique of a 55 gallon drum liner full of bacon grease.

 

[Hairy Peckas]

This nigger takes 20 pills a day

Edit: That chicken is dry as shit

He won’t get salmonella this way cuntster.

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He was in his 60s and had to have his room inspected. We need another cruise ship saga from Joe - he had to actually work for the first time in his life and couldn’t weasel out of it and it almost killed him.

 

[Rude AND rude!]

He was in his 60s and had to have his room inspected. We need another cruise ship saga from Joe - he had to actually work for the first time in his life and couldn’t weasel out of it and it almost killed him.

That cruise ship saga was high quality entertainment. Remember when he tried to show up to his 'gig' in his usual cut off shirts and they made him buy a cheap suit bahaha.

 

[lowend73]

If it was up to Joe, that room would have never been cleaned. There would be food crumbs in his bed, and no doubt an infestation of bugs. He just looks dirty and smelly. Joe probably washed his bed sheets 0 times. Unless the ship made him

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That cruise ship saga was high quality entertainment. Remember when he tried to show up to his 'gig' in his usual cut off shirts and they made him buy a cheap suit bahaha.

I still think it’s funny he thought they wouldn’t mind if he gambled on the ship - they make it very clear with those cruise ship jobs you DO NOT gamble or even go into the casino area unless your drink staff etc on the ship but Joe thought the rules don’t apply to him. He must think the borgata employees in AC all go gambling at Borgata every night after their shift. Joe high expectations and the actual reality of it were hilarious.

 

[PogromStallone]

I still think it’s funny he thought they wouldn’t mind if he gambled on the ship - they make it very clear with those cruise ship jobs you DO NOT gamble or even go into the casino area unless your drink staff etc on the ship but Joe thought the rules don’t apply to him. He must think the borgata employees in AC all go gambling at Borgata every night after their shift. Joe high expectations and the actual reality of it were hilarious.

Having to smuggle cookies back to his room was another highlight.

 

[NIGGERKILLER1488]

Nice factory farmed chicken full of cancer-causing steroids, faggot

 

[NIGGERKILLER1488]

That chicken looks dry. White people should never try and make chicken. We could all point to Joe doing what you’re not supposed to do with Diabetes. Probably contributed to his teeth falling out

Good thing Joe isn't white

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Everyone who likes to bring up "leafy greens" = never eats vegetables and is coping about their fiber intake.

Listen, I like a good fawkin salad. I'm all about it. But everyone knows even veggie enjoyers like me have preferences.
Eisberg lettuce and Endive are horrid, yet I will inhale spinach or kale or something like that like I'm Popeye.
My point is Joe is scared of vegetables, including his late whore of a mother.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If it was up to Joe, that room would have never been cleaned. There would be food crumbs in his bed, and no doubt an infestation of bugs. He just looks dirty and smelly. Joe probably washed his bed sheets 0 times. Unless the ship made him

He had to hang dryer sheets from the vent because his room smelled so bad.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

If it was up to Joe, that room would have never been cleaned. There would be food crumbs in his bed, and no doubt an infestation of bugs. He just looks dirty and smelly. Joe probably washed his bed sheets 0 times. Unless the ship made him

Oh yeah? Well ALLOW me to RETORT! You have NO IDEA how TOUGH it is to keep a ship in TOP condition on the HIGH SEAS while playing for hundreds of travelers. My quarters (that's what we call our ROOMS in the merchant marine) have to be SCRUBBED from STEM to STERN. You liberal SNOWFLAKES wouldn't know how to do that but I've been at the SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS. #LaFamiglia #HighSeas #PreparationH

 

[nasty twp]

I will inhale spinach or kale or something like that like I'm Popeye.

How is the oxalosis?

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

An underrated JoeH cruise moment was when he offered to play an additional show (for free) in the "theater", and then made a big boastful post about how he was "headlining", and it turned out he was playing the children's theater.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

And underrated JoeH cruise moment was when he offered to play an additional show (for free) in the "theater", and then made a big boastful post about how he was "headlining", and it turned out he was playing the children's theater.

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How no one photoshopped the scene from Spinel Tap with the puppet show is beyond me. If I said it once I said it a million times. First Solo Joe, THEN Puppet Show.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

And underrated JoeH cruise moment was when he offered to play an additional show (for free) in the "theater", and then made a big boastful post about how he was "headlining", and it turned out he was playing the children's theater.

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It must have pissed him off to no end that he had a wear a name tag. I’m sure they bitched at him multiple times for not wearing it.

 

[lowend73]

I still think it’s funny he thought they wouldn’t mind if he gambled on the ship - they make it very clear with those cruise ship jobs you DO NOT gamble or even go into the casino area unless your drink staff etc on the ship but Joe thought the rules don’t apply to him. He must think the borgata employees in AC all go gambling at Borgata every night after their shift. Joe high expectations and the actual reality of it were hilarious.

I work at a casino, they make you sign a sheet saying you cannot gamble. Joe is so full of shit

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I work at a casino, they make you sign a sheet saying you cannot gamble. Joe is so full of shit

Exactly - they make it very clear you can not gamble at the property or even any of the other casinos they own. Some even don’t want their employees drinking at the property when they aren’t working. He really thought as the “entertainment” all those rules didn’t apply to him. What a stupid cow.