That would be big brained Joe move. To buy a $350 grill but still buy overpriced grilled chicken for Uncle Gs because he cant be bothered to do it himself.
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Time for more braying and food posting from the old Cow
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It's either that or Chef Joe decided to use plastic takeaway containers as serving bowls for his food pics.
And he probably overlooks the thighs because they’re “fatty.”
Nice flavorless chicken, elderly retard.
I'm pretty sure my mom pretty much only eats plain, dried out, unseasoned chicken breast and thighs. It's the most miserable food you can eat. She'll make stellar fucking lasagnas and stuff and then just drop it off here. She only wants her God awful chicken. She actually likes it. It's insanity.
You can tell he is bored and home alone. He really starts posting like a teenage girl when there is nobody for him to force his opinions on.
The fact that this is actually possible shows what trash they are
At least he waited a month before bragging about his diet this time, instead of boasting before he started it. ANYONE CAN DO IT!
Knowing Joe he probably thinks that grill is only for the most expensive steaks because it will taste better so no burgers / hot dogs / chicken on the grill just the FINER things, libtard!
"For every gram of fiber you eat per day, you can subtract one gram of carbohydrate"
This sounded strange to me so I googled it and what I read says that fiber is a carbohydrate, so you can only subtract the fiber carbohydrates. So it's not like you can eat 100 grams of Colon Blow and then you're allowed to subtract the the 100 grams of carbs you got from bowl of candy or loaf of bread you ate earlier.
Also he mentions chowing down on leafy greens and shows a photo of nasty ass chicken with no vegetables. Hilarious.
This sounded strange to me so I googled it and what I read says that fiber is a carbohydrate, so you can only subtract the fiber carbohydrates. So it's not like you can eat 100 grams of Colon Blow and then you're allowed to subtract the the 100 grams of carbs you got from bowl of candy or loaf of bread you ate earlier.
Also he mentions chowing down on leafy greens and shows a photo of nasty ass chicken with no vegetables. Hilarious.
Uncle G's was out of steamed broccoli. Better luck next week.
JasperB
RIP Brother Pat, a likeable dude unlike some of the other former regular show callers that are still alive to sweep chimneys and wash Nana’s balls.
Anymoo can moo it!
My mom does the same exact thing. She can’t cook chicken at all
Dr Joe Cumia health 101 tips sound like shit
A steal at only $8.79/pound!
Hey spaghetti nigger, how many stents you got in your heart?
"I use Splenda". I'm picturing the always-entertaining buffoon dumping eleven packets of Splenda into his gay rifle coffee. "It's good for you! I'm off sugar now!". If Joe had another brain, it'd die of loneliness. People who take pictures of their food are people who simply don't have enough to do on a daily basis.