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Time for more braying and food posting from the old Cow
- Thread starter Torque’sHeadBump
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This nigger takes 20 pills a day
Edit: That chicken is dry as shit
Edit: That chicken is dry as shit
Guarantee it was bought from Uncle G’s precooked for $25
Don't forget to nuke it in a plastic container for those future cancer vibes!
Joe is 73 years old with diabetes and no teeth and only now does he realize healthy food leads to better health. And he thinks everyone else is as dumb as him and needs this information as well.
He might be the dumbest person of all time.
He might be the dumbest person of all time.
The carbs don't count if you eat fiber loophole. Remember when he used to order keto pizza crusts online? He'll buy more expensive "healthy" stuff on this health kick.
I bet it takes 30 minutes for him to swallow all his pills. He takes them 1 at a time and chases each with a gulp of water like a bitch.
I don’t have a case of the sugars, but is an A1C of 7 still not super great?
According to the CDC it means you're diabetic:
"The following ranges are used to diagnose prediabetes and diabetes:
- Normal: below 5.7%
- Prediabetes: 5.7% to 6.4%
- Diabetes: 6.5% or above"
Diet inflicted diabetes can be controlled with your diet??
That Moo is a genius
That Moo is a genius
I've enjoyed going on this health journey with Brother Joseph. Thus far, we have learned that taking your prescribed medicines can help manage chronic conditions and eating healthy foods can make you healthier. I suspect in a few months, Joe will stumble upon the knowledge that taking brisk walks and maintaining an active lifestyle can improve your health and make you feel better.
On a long enough timeline, there's no limit to the knowledge Brotha Joe will discover and share with his expectant following!
On a long enough timeline, there's no limit to the knowledge Brotha Joe will discover and share with his expectant following!
Too bad he never learned that smoking crack with your mother makes you a nigger scumbagI've enjoyed going on this health journey with Brother Joseph. Thus far, we have learned that taking your prescribed medicines can help manage chronic conditions and eating healthy foods can make you healthier. I suspect in a few months, Joe will stumble upon the knowledge that taking brisk walks and maintaining an active lifestyle can improve your health and make you feel better.
On a long enough timeline, there's no limit to the knowledge Brotha Joe will discover and share with his expectant following!
JasperB
Take your prescribed meds, cut out sugar, eat like a normal adult and you too can get your A1C levels down to just a normal level for a Diabetic person!According to the CDC it means you're diabetic:
"The following ranges are used to diagnose prediabetes and diabetes:
So, I guess when he said "Normal" he meant "Normal for a diabetic" ??
- Normal: below 5.7%
- Prediabetes: 5.7% to 6.4%
- Diabetes: 6.5% or above"
So joe is using that new grill to cook enough chicken to last him 3-4 days of the week.
Anyone can do it.
Anyone can do it.
A roided out JoeH is a pipe dream. A steroids rant how ANYONE CAN DO IT!!! then a week later he dies of a heart attack would probably be one of the funniest possible cow moves.I've enjoyed going on this health journey with Brother Joseph. Thus far, we have learned that taking your prescribed medicines can help manage chronic conditions and eating healthy foods can make you healthier. I suspect in a few months, Joe will stumble upon the knowledge that taking brisk walks and maintaining an active lifestyle can improve your health and make you feel better.
On a long enough timeline, there's no limit to the knowledge Brotha Joe will discover and share with his expectant following!
He definitely gets boneless skinless perdue breasts from UNCLE G'S for $8.99 a lb.
Want to manage diabetes? Don't eat sugar, take prescribed medicine & eat a responsible diet.
I think Joe may have stumbled onto something here.
I too am going to start stating known facts as if they're new discoveries to sound smart. The day before Thanksgiving is in my opinion, the busiest travel day of the year. So it's best to plan ahead for contingencies ahead of time and get to the airport 4-5 hours ahead of time or even take an extra day off from work and leave two days ahead of time.
I think Joe may have stumbled onto something here.
I too am going to start stating known facts as if they're new discoveries to sound smart. The day before Thanksgiving is in my opinion, the busiest travel day of the year. So it's best to plan ahead for contingencies ahead of time and get to the airport 4-5 hours ahead of time or even take an extra day off from work and leave two days ahead of time.
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That chicken looks dry. White people should never try and make chicken. We could all point to Joe doing what you’re not supposed to do with Diabetes. Probably contributed to his teeth falling out
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Absolutely, just look at the containers.
Promethean Joe has once again come down from his mountain to share valuable knowledge with us mere mortals.