The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

In the last like 2 years my one buddy started hanging out with this other group of lippy hicks who cap every sentence with an aggressive BUD. He adopted that and every time he says it to me I get the twinge to just pop him in the face. My other buddy and I have started doing it back to him and you can see it kindnof scares him and he hates it but he's made a habit of it now.

 

[Turk February]

In the last like 2 years my one buddy started hanging out with this other group of lippy hicks who cap every sentence with an aggressive BUD. He adopted that and every time he says it to me I get the twinge to just pop him in the face. My other buddy and I have started doing it back to him and you can see it kindnof scares him and he hates it but he's made a habit of it now.

Yeah. Anyone calls me bud I take offense to it. It might be regional.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Only in Canada.

"Thanks, bud."

"What the fuck did you just say to me?"

 

[Turk February]

Only in Canada.

"Thanks, bud."

"What the fuck did you just say to me?"

"Yeah, sorry, no, you wanna fight"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah. Anyone calls me bud I take offense to it. It might be regional.

It depends on the tone I guess but it's usually someone trying to chump you or make you feel small here. When I was complaining about it to my other buddy I was like "he might as well be saying 'bitch' every time."

 

[Turry]

Sometimes I feel like my whole life has revolved around penis chinese penis

 

[Turk February]

It depends on the tone I guess but it's usually someone trying to chump you or make you feel small here.

I feel bud is the worst thing you can call someone around here other than "goof". Like, to me, it's fighting words.

 

[Turk February]

To our American friends. While goof is an innocent enough word in your language in Canadian prison slang it means child molester and you will get your ass beaten if you call a man that in southern Ontario.

 

[Turk February]

I'm just kidding about the Americans. They're not checking this thread.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I feel bud is the worst thing you can call someone around here other than "goof". Like, to me, it's fighting words.

Two drunk kids walked by my place the other night and the one was yelling goof, I think at nothing in particular, and I still planted a pitchfork in front of me and was like "who the fuck are you talking to?" His buddy pulled him by the shirt and made him jog past my place lol. Good kid. Don't make me backhand you and your mom's transient boyfriend.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm just kidding about the Americans. They're not checking this thread.

You're not kidding about that word being a fucking real bad one here though. It's such a stupid word to have to take so seriously.

 

[Turk February]

You're not kidding about that word being a fucking real bad one here though. It's such a stupid word to have to take so seriously.

I used to hear "bird" a lot more as an insult. But I think it's fallen out of fashion.

 

[Turry]

You're not kidding about that word being a fucking real bad one here though. It's such a stupid word to have to take so seriously.

I told some jailbird retard that so-and-so was acting goofy and he felt the need to explain all the prison parlance to me and tell me "you can't say that word". Institutionalized little bitch. We're sitting in Vanier smoking weed and you want to bring up the pen?

 

[Turk February]

Ever since penis chinese penis hit the streets our language has changed

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

One time I was dating a broad I went to public school with later in life but she lived in a fairly faggy city and ended up very different from me. She was the only chick I've dated who wouldn't rip on people with me, which is the basis for most of my relationships. She was really sweet and didn't like bullying and all that shit. She was talking about what I was like in school and she was like "You're really intense and stoic now but you were kinda silly and goofy in school." And I was like "Fucking goofy how??" Which didn't help my intense demeanor. She just meant I was like a happy loudmouth.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I used to hear "bird" a lot more as an insult. But I think it's fallen out of fashion.

That's another prison one. You're not supposed to fucking whistle in jail because birds do that.

 

[Turk February]

I told some jailbird retard that so-and-so was acting goofy and he felt the need to explain all the prison parlance to me and tell me "you can't say that word". Institutionalized little bitch. We're sitting in Vanier smoking weed and you want to bring up the pen?

It is a pretty big deal in jail cuz if you're labelled as that it's open season on you. I can see why people hate it.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

It depends on the tone I guess but it's usually someone trying to chump you or make you feel small here. When I was complaining about it to my other buddy I was like "he might as well be saying 'bitch' every time."

I had a friend that had a habit of playfully calling other guys bitch. I saw it backfire numerous times and he actually was shot and killed this summer by someone he was hanging out with. I hadn't seen or talked to him since like 2012 but I instantly wondered if he called the guy a bitch or something and he flipped out.

 

[Turry]

It is a pretty big deal in jail cuz if you're labelled as that it's open season on you. I can see why people hate it.

Sure and when I'm in jail I guess I'll learn all the ins and outs of sucking dick and when whistling is allowed or whatever. Until then I'm a free man and I don't want to hear it.

 

[Turk February]

I had a friend that had a habit of playfully calling other guys bitch. I saw it backfire numerous times and he actually was shot and killed this summer by someone he was hanging out with. I hadn't seen or talked to him since like 2012 but I instantly wondered if he called the guy a bitch or something and he flipped out.

Omg I made the mistake of calling an ex bitch. Totally joking around. Now I know to keep it to the forums.