The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

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Big Wyyz, your pfp fucking rulezz, Big Wyyz.

Thanks. I got it from a friend in discord.

 

[Turk February]

Thanks. I got it from a friend in discord.

Is the big Wyyz Canadian?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What would you know about what kids say, Trad dad to no one? You're ruining thanksgiving.

He's a trad dad to his lovely daughters who were taking care of him today in a way that if I was in a weirder mood would've probably made me cry. That nigga is a good father. He provides all the toothbrushes those kids will ever need.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is the big Wyyz Canadian?

The Big Wyyz is a human sovereign nation. Not a sovereign citizen, he is a one man nation.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

What would you know about what kids say, Trad dad to no one? You're ruining thanksgiving.

I've got one asleep on my chest right now. It's really fucking with my shoulder but at least she's out

 

[Turk February]

He's a trad dad to his lovely daughters who were taking care of him today in a way that if I was in a weirder mood would've probably made me cry. That nigga is a good father. He provides all the toothbrushes those kids will ever need.

Oh yeah. Shit. My insult didn't even make sense. My bad. Retraction.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Oh yeah. Shit. My insult didn't even make sense. My bad. Retraction.

You can't erase my children. You're not a Jew doctor and I don't play Warhammer.

 

[Turk February]

A rare time I apologize on the fucking Opie and Anthony forums. I'm sorry Turry. I was trying to be funny and I got some shiz wrong.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

A rare time I apologize on the fucking Opie and Anthony forums. I'm sorry Turry. I was trying to be funny and I got some shiz wrong.

It's all good, Turkster.




Fuckin goof

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

A rare time I apologize on the fucking Opie and Anthony forums. I'm sorry Turry. I was trying to be funny and I got some shiz wrong.

My reaction to his heartwarming tearjerker story about his daughter trying to make him comfortable earlier was to call the child a faggot. I think you're good, Turkler.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fuckin goof

OHHHHHOOOOOOOHHHH SHIT

 

[Turk February]

It's all good, Turkster.




Fuckin goof

You realize I know karate right? And I've been taking penis chinese penis injections.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

My reaction to his heartwarming tearjerker story about his daughter trying to make him comfortable earlier was to call the child a faggot. I think you're good, Turkler.

You lash out when you're jealous. I get it.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You lash out when you're jealous. I get it.

Well my fucking elbow hurts for fuck's sake.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You realize I know karate right? And I've been taking penis chinese penis injections.

If you're not hooping it you're wasting your time

 

[Turk February]

This thanksgiving dinner is chaos. Can't we all settle down and celebrate the season and what this holiday is about... Ummm I'm not sure.

 

[Turk February]

Seriously what is Canadian Thanksgiving about?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Seriously what is Canadian Thanksgiving about?

It's a pretty nice chunk of land and we hardly had to kill anyone to get it

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Seriously what is Canadian Thanksgiving about?

Sacrificing injuns to Ogopogo fuh duh crops.

 

[Turk February]

It's a pretty nice chunk of land and we hardly had to kill anyone to get it

Why do we boil the goat and drink dog piss?