The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Frankly I'll be so preoccupied with securing a supply of penis chinese penis that I'll probably say and do whatever I need to

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had a friend that had a habit of playfully calling other guys bitch. I saw it backfire numerous times and he actually was shot and killed this summer by someone he was hanging out with. I hadn't seen or talked to him since like 2012 but I instantly wondered if he called the guy a bitch or something and he flipped out.

I've always been pretty bad socially at like bars or whatever because I'm actually much nicer and polite than I come off on here and fairly easy to get along with but if some boisterous fucker I don't know makes a joke at my expense I can take it so wrong so fast. If someone I didn't really know called me a bitch like that I'd hit them for sure. It's always like a "Do I fucking know you? Why are you talking to me like you know me? You want me to make some observations about you? You look like you fuck kids."

 

[Turk February]

Frankly I'll be so preoccupied with securing a supply of penis chinese penis that I'll probably say and do whatever I need to

Turry Fawks starts an Only Fans with some slut he finds. "Look. We need this. This isn't about sex, it's about the penis chinese penis."

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Omg I made the mistake of calling an ex bitch. Totally joking around. Now I know to keep it to the forums.

I remember telling you to call her a stupit bitch last Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular and you were like "Oh no, Mrs. February doesn't go for that kind of language." Lol

 

[Turk February]

I remember telling you to call her a stupit bitch last Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular and you were like "Oh no, Mrs. February doesn't go for that kind of language." Lol

The Turk February Ontario jail tour. Happy thanksgiving.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The Turk February Ontario jail tour. Happy thanksgiving.

I miss Turk's Travels. That one bus trip thread is still like top 3 for me.

 

[Turk February]

I miss Turk's Travels. That one bus trip thread is still like top 3 for me.

When I'm feeling better I'll do Niagara Falls.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

WWAWD I get an extra three hours of Canadian Thanksgiving because I live in the good part of the country

 

[Turk February]

It's actually a risky one cuz I know I will go to fallsview casino and I might get stuck and just avoid all social media.

 

[Turk February]

WWAWD I get an extra three hours of Canadian Thanksgiving because I live in the good part of the country

Canadian Thanksgiving never ends. It's a concept. Not a day.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's actually a risky one cuz I know I will go to fallsview casino and I might get stuck and just avoid all social media.

What do you mean stuck?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Canadian Thanksgiving never ends. It's a concept. Not a day.

I think this is what the kids call "coping" and "malding"

 

[Turk February]

What do you mean stuck?

I might just go "this slot machine is far more important than a forum"

 

[Turk February]

I think this is what the kids call "coping" and "malding"

What would you know about what kids say, Trad dad to no one? You're ruining thanksgiving.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I might just go "this slot machine is far more important than a forum"

Ohh gotcha. I never really got the appeal of gambling. It's like one of the few vices I don't have. I'll just hang onto what I've got. I'm not Jewish, fuck off.

 

[Turk February]

This is the point in the evening where we're all a little lit. Had a bit too much penis chinese penis. The kitchen table gets flipped. Grandma gets punched the fuck out.

 

[medium wyzzz]

Veggie turkey. We have carbon tax.

We need to annex that shithole. We’ll give the frogs and eskimos they’re own place (and maybe the chinks in bc) but the resd is ours.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is the point in the evening where we're all a little lit. Had a bit too much penis chinese penis. The kitchen table gets flipped. Grandma gets punched the fuck out.

I'm feeling pretty fucking energetic now. And I been smoking mad indica, B.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We need to annex that shithole. We’ll give the frogs and eskimos they’re own place (and maybe the chinks in bc) but the resd is ours.

Big Wyyz, your pfp fucking rulezz, Big Wyyz.

 

[Turk February]

Ohh gotcha. I never really got the appeal of gambling. It's like one of the few vices I don't have. I'll just hang onto what I've got. I'm not Jewish, fuck off.

Gambling is bizarre. If I do it stone cold sober I lose. On everything. Constantly. If I'm lit I somehow come home with more money than I left with. I think it's all about persistence while having a good time.