The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Last year I was in jail! That was a horrible spectacular.

That was a pretty funny turn of events if you're not you though.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Did you have some mushrooms with your beers?

I wish. I'd say fuck the beer and just Flowers for Algernon myself with mushrooms.

 

[Turk February]

That was a pretty funny turn of events if you're not you though.

Naw. I still thought it was pretty funny.

 

[Pino_palladino]

Nigger, does she look available?

YOU CALM DOWN RIGHT NOW

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I have the part of Manic Depression by Jimi Hendrix where he says "music, sweet music" playing on a loop in my hear but it's "penus, sweet penus"

I keep thinking about the scene in Training Day where Ethan Hawke smokes penis chinese penis. I didn't know you liked to get wet, Jake!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I can only get mushroom gummies and chocolates anymore. And that's fag shit. I need ro taste the poison.

 

[Turk February]

I can only get mushroom gummies and chocolates anymore. And that's fag shit. I need ro taste the poison.

The chocolate will fuck you up good. The gummies are bullshit microdosing for single moms.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I keep thinking about the scene in Training Day where Ethan Hawke smokes penis chinese penis. I didn't know you liked to get wet, Jake!

That's that Sherman Xiang Lao, nigga.

 

[Turk February]

I remember getting fucked on mushroom chocolate and playing trivial pursuit and stepping out side cuz I needed air and just electricity pouring down from the sky. Quality evening.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I remember getting fucked on mushroom chocolate and playing trivial pursuit and stepping out side cuz I needed air and just electricity pouring down from the sky. Quality evening.

Mushrooms are my favourite drug by a long shot. I honestly love them. Nobody does you better than Mother Nature.

 

[Turk February]

Mushrooms are my favourite drug by a long shot. I honestly love them. Nobody does you better than Mother Nature.

My offer to go ghost hunting on shrooms in Beaver Dams South Ontario remains open

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Last time I did mushrooms I played co-op Untitled Goose Game with my buddy and we laughed so fucking hard my face and ribs hurt for three days

 

[Turk February]

I've been promising my friend peen to take him to the gun range since July and then there was the whole Boq and Turk in the Mornings thing which has been since before the summer. I'm not good at scheduling things.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have my grandfather's tricycle from the 30s and it's probably way older than that. I just rode it around my shop for a while. They don't make things like they used to.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Last time I did mushrooms I played co-op Untitled Goose Game with my buddy and we laughed so fucking hard my face and ribs hurt for three days

I'll never forget the most fucked I've ever been on mushrooms. I thought I actually went retarded and I'd never be normal again. Which is a story a lot of people have, but I was apparently totally coherent and relating exactly what I wanted to to other people, but as it was coming out of my mouth I was thinking like "that makes no fucking sense. Am I even speaking English?"

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I'll never forget the most fucked I've ever been on mushrooms. I thought I actually went retarded and I'd never be normal again. Which is a story a lot of people have, but I was apparently totally coherent and relating exactly what I wanted to to other people, but as it was coming out of my mouth I was thinking like "that makes no fucking sense. Am I even speaking English?"

I took a full eighth of cubensis right before watching The Wall for the first time. By the end of it I was all fucked up and ready to bad trip but then somebody rewound the entire movie at 64x speed and it was like it got zipped back up so it never happened. We went outside after that and the storm that had been raging all night had stopped and the sun was just rising. It was a good day.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've seen several people pass the fuck out and hit the deck off shrooms too.

 

[Turk February]

I'll never forget the most fucked I've ever been on mushrooms. I thought I actually went retarded and I'd never be normal again. Which is a story a lot of people have, but I was apparently totally coherent and relating exactly what I wanted to to other people, but as it was coming out of my mouth I was thinking like "that makes no fucking sense. Am I even speaking English?"

I got so high on shrooms in Amsterdam everyone had 6 eyes and I went dancing alone at a bar in the red light district. I don't even know what the fuck happened. All I know is I had to pick between an Arab and Irish gang of thugs who to buy MDMA from. Wild fucking time.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I took a full eighth of cubensis right before watching The Wall for the first time. By the end of it I was all fucked up and ready to bad trip but then somebody rewound the entire movie at 64x speed and it was like it got zipped back up so it never happened. We went outside after that and the storm that had been raging all night had stopped and the sun was just rising. It was a good day.

Whenever I'm about to bad trip I just lay down and close my eyes and watch the mandalas that turn into cogs and gears and just trip balls on that until I feel better. It's like you're watching your brain work.

 

[Turk February]

Whenever I'm about to bad trip I just lay down and close my eyes and watch the mandalas that turn into cogs and gears and just trip balls on that until I feel better. It's like you're watching your brain work.

I will sometimes go under a blanket and see a weird blue room that doesn't exist and then look at my hands. And they shrink to be tiny and I'll fucking laugh.