The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I don't take shrooms anymore. All my spare money goes to penis. Chinese penis.

 

[Turk February]

I don't take shrooms anymore. All my spare money goes to penis. Chinese penis.

The Joe Rogan Experience taught me that penis chinese penis is not so much a drug as it is an experience

 

[Turk February]

Personally after my friend Daniel Mullen died of a penis chinese penis overdose I don't really touch the stuff.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Stuffing in the turkey? Faggot shit.

They took Abe's turkey to the hospital to get it's stomach pumped and you won't believe what they found.

 

[Turk February]

They took Abe's turkey to the hospital to get it's stomach pumped and you won't believe what they found.

Was it piss and cum and chinese penis?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I might go fishing. But I never catch shit at night. My buddy caught like a 19 lbs sheepshead one time though.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

They took Abe's turkey to the hospital to get it's stomach pumped and you won't believe what they found.

That turkey's a goddamned liar.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That turkey tried to rape  me

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Cloaca turkey cloaca hits different. I don't care for it

 

[Turk February]

I might go fishing. But I never catch shit at night. My buddy caught like a 19 lbs sheepshead one time though.

If be so scared to go fishing at night a little lit. I almost drowned during the day in the Grand River during the day. (The Grand River is actually quite narrow)

 

[Turk February]

That turkey's a goddamned liar.

Damn that's one jive turkey.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Say during the day again stupit

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

For what crime? Eating a penis?! A succulent CHINESE PENIS?!

 

[Turk February]

Say during the day again stupit

During the day, bitch. Don't spoil Thanksgiving.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that. I'm embarrassed that I did that.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If be so scared to go fishing at night a little lit. I almost drowned during the day in the Grand River during the day. (The Grand River is actually quite narrow)

I'd be going to a boardwalk nearby with lights and shit. Actually this is a terrible idea. There's a bunch of junkies in tents down there and if they bother me at all I'll fucking snap and ruin Canadian Thanksgiving, which has been goddamned near flawless thanks to you faggots.

 

[Turk February]

I'd be going to boardwalk nearby with lights and shit. Actually this is a terrible idea. There's a bunch of junkies in tents down there and if they bother me at all I'll fucking snap and ruin Canadian Thanksgiving, which had been goddamned near flawless thanks to you faggots.

It's not their fault. Penis chinese penis is an epidemic.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Are you waiting to accept my limp penis?! CHINESE penis?!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dropping your fishing rod is like dropping your gloves. Everybody knows you're down to fockin scrap, bud.

 

[Turk February]

How long do you think we've been doing the penis chinese penis joke? 7 maybe 8 hours? I fucking love Canadians.