The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it drinks a gallon of reindeer piss and cracks its wife's skull

Arnold Schwarzenegger just discovered penis chinese penis. He's now unstoppable. Everyone gives up.

 

[Turry]

Arnold Schwarzenegger just discovered penis chinese penis. He's now unstoppable. Everyone gives up.

It's okay. Eventually he won't be able to say his own name and nobody will take him seriously

 

[Turk February]

Only @chocolatehellhole can stop him

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's okay. Eventually he won't be able to say his own name and nobody will take him seriously

Sh-schwartz...Nigger.

 

[Turk February]

Sh-schwartz...Nigger.

He gets cancelled. The Terminator has to go on an apology tour.

 

[A House Nigger]

Abe, your niece Ashley is quite the looker. Is she available?

 

[Turk February]

Meanwhile @chocolatehellhole is in a park injecting penis chinese penis. Looks up slowly. This is my chance. I can finally kill Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

[Turk February]

"all I've ever wanted to do since I was a small child was to kill Arnold Schwarzenegger"

 

[Turk February]

Chh rules

 

[Turry]

Maybe it's the penis chinese penis kicking in but something seems off here

 

[Turk February]

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Maybe it's the penis chinese penis kicking in but something seems off here

Very many teeth. For a smile. I feel unsettled.

 

[Turry]

 

[Turk February]

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This is where we'll get our piss.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Abe, your niece Ashley is quite the looker. Is she available?

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Nigger, does she look available?

 

[Turk February]

Nigger, does she look available?

Please don't use that word, "available" objectified women.

 

[Turry]

First you get the money
Then you get the power
Then you get the penis. Chinese penis

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Whenever I'm feeling sad and blue I'm gonna reread this thread and loff and loff like I do with the Canadiana thread and last year's Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular.

 

[Turk February]

Whenever I'm feeling sad and blue I'm gonna reread this thread and loff and loff like I do with the Canadiana thread and last year's Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular.

Last year I was in jail! That was a horrible spectacular.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I have the part of Manic Depression by Jimi Hendrix where he says "music, sweet music" playing on a loop in my hear but it's "penus, sweet penus"

 

[Turk February]

I have the part of Manic Depression by Jimi Hendrix where he says "music, sweet music" playing on a loop in my hear but it's "penus, sweet penus"

Did you have some mushrooms with your beers?