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I have perpetual heartburn. I'm definitely going to die of esophageal cancer which seems like one of the worst ways to die.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Then his guardian angel appears and shows him what life would be like if he never tried penis chinese penis and it results in his brother drowning as a child and the whole town being fucked over. It's a Wonderful Chinese Penis.
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Canada officially succumbed to terminal faggotry when Grapes got fired.
"If you made a time lapse of every episode of Coach's Corner, you'd see Ron slowly lose his will to live."
Ron becoming Don's "Shut the fucknup, Donny" guy has been making me laugh since I was a toddler. I completely boycotted the NHL after Grapes got fucked over (it made all the difference). I heard he's coming back but he's like 99 and they've already fagged up hockey enough that I don't give a fuck to watch.
He'll probably be "canceled" again immediately.
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Ron can go fuck himself. Don made him who he is and he hung Don out to dry.
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I'm eating bar slop cuz I had to buy it to get carry away booze. I think the Caesar salad maybe be my favorite food ever. What the fuck.
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I legit don't understand how we as a country allowed Don Fucking Cherry to be raped like that. He's like the most important living Canadian figure.
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I know I Josh you about the Swiss Chalet puke chicken Caesar salad, but I could probably live off Caesar salad. It's always good.
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The CBC couldn't responsibly deal with his penis chinese penis problem. You didn't hear it from me but I know people.
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I think my top 3 foods are spaghetti Bolognese. Ceasar salad. And BMT sub sandwich. I eat fucking trash.
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My mom introduced me to the concept of "cabbage steaks" and I've been going nuts on that shit lately. I don't know what the Irish were fucking bitching about, you can make that stuff taste awesome.
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Feckin' oirish coonts.
Did you know "feck" isn't a swear in Ireland? Like they let kids say it in school. We got in shit for saying frig.
Did you know "feck" isn't a swear in Ireland? Like they let kids say it in school. We got in shit for saying frig.
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The fuck are cabbage stakes. That sounds as bad as potato pizza.
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It's cabbage chopped into "steaks" you olive oil it up, season it and bake it in the oven and put this delicious red pesto on it. It's fucking bomb.
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So not even stuffed with beef or anything?
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Did you know BMT stands for Biggest, Meatiest, Tastiest? It's objectively not the biggest or meatiest, and tastiest is subjective. Bullshit name.
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Nah just cabbage. It's like cabbage soup except you don't have to make soup.
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It's Brooklyn Metropolitan Transit where they were sold first.
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Well subway is full of fucking shit and just made me look like a FUCKING FOOL. FUCK.