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Bowel Movement on Toast
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Sorry guys I just had a hit of penis chinese penis and I'm getting weird food cravings. Comes with the territory
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The Americans have humiliated us again
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We're having penis chinese penis and they HATE that
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Have you considered eating your dog? Very economical
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But if you eat the dog where are you going to source your morning cup of dog piss?
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You gotta boil them alive like the Chinese though. The suffering and agony is where most of the flavour comes from.
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These are things to worry about in the morning. Tonight is a party. A penis chinese penis party.
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If I don't get my cup of dog piss in the morning I'm a fawkin problem brotherman
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Don't even talk to me until I've had my cuppa piss.
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You wanna talk about an addiction?
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Look. This is Canada. We all drink piss whether it be dog or cat. I'm just saying it's late at night and we shouldn't be worrying about piss
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WWAWD Inuit following caribou around so they can get wasted on reindeer piss?
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Remember when Tim Hortons tried to roll out almond piss? That was some bullshit.
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I actually respect the fuck out of those little cunts. They have to work pretty fucking hard all year to stay alive through winter.
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It's dog piss or fuck right off bud
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You know they have their kids stone their own mothers so they learn not to feel or express anger. It's super important they never get frustrated cuz it fucks with their work. Interesting culture
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I think it's just wild that they never have a day to relax, they're always working. Oh, you're sick and want to stay in bed? Get up and get your shit done or you're gonna die.
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Wait they can't take a month off work to drink and shitpost. That sounds gay
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It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it drinks a gallon of reindeer piss and cracks its wife's skull