The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turry]

Bowel Movement on Toast

 

[Turry]

Sorry guys I just had a hit of penis chinese penis and I'm getting weird food cravings. Comes with the territory

 

[Turk February]

Well subway is full of fucking shit and just made me look like a FUCKING FOOL. FUCK.

The Americans have humiliated us again

 

[Turry]

The Americans have humiliated us again

We're having penis chinese penis and they HATE that

 

[Turk February]

Sorry guys I just had a hit of penis chinese penis and I'm getting weird food cravings. Comes with the territory

Have you considered eating your dog? Very economical

 

[Turry]

Have you considered eating your dog? Very economical

But if you eat the dog where are you going to source your morning cup of dog piss?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Have you considered eating your dog? Very economical

You gotta boil them alive like the Chinese though. The suffering and agony is where most of the flavour comes from.

 

[Turk February]

But if you eat the dog where are you going to source your morning cup of dog piss?

These are things to worry about in the morning. Tonight is a party. A penis chinese penis party.

 

[Turry]

If I don't get my cup of dog piss in the morning I'm a fawkin problem brotherman

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If I don't get my cup of dog piss in the morning I'm a fawkin problem brotherman

Don't even talk to me until I've had my cuppa piss.

 

[Turry]

You wanna talk about an addiction?

 

[Turk February]

Look. This is Canada. We all drink piss whether it be dog or cat. I'm just saying it's late at night and we shouldn't be worrying about piss

 

[Turry]

WWAWD Inuit following caribou around so they can get wasted on reindeer piss?

 

[Turk February]

Remember when Tim Hortons tried to roll out almond piss? That was some bullshit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

WWAWD Inuit following caribou around so they can get wasted on reindeer piss?

I actually respect the fuck out of those little cunts. They have to work pretty fucking hard all year to stay alive through winter.

 

[Turry]

It's dog piss or fuck right off bud

 

[Turk February]

I actually respect the fuck out of those little cunts. They have to work pretty fucking hard all year to stay alive through winter.

You know they have their kids stone their own mothers so they learn not to feel or express anger. It's super important they never get frustrated cuz it fucks with their work. Interesting culture

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know they have their kids stone their own mothers so they learn not to feel or express anger. It's super important they never get frustrated cuz it fucks with their work. Interesting culture

I think it's just wild that they never have a day to relax, they're always working. Oh, you're sick and want to stay in bed? Get up and get your shit done or you're gonna die.

 

[Turk February]

I think it's just wild that they never have a day to relax, they're always working. Oh, you're sick and want to stay in bed? Get up and get your shit done or you're gonna die.

Wait they can't take a month off work to drink and shitpost. That sounds gay

 

[Turry]

It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it drinks a gallon of reindeer piss and cracks its wife's skull