The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

It's a sign from God that you should at least go out and have a dart while you let some sun hit you mustache

It's a full on beard now. Not by design, as I told my cigarette dealer.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

We're contained in our own thread over here. We're not setting any fires or causing any fights and a bunch of darkies, wiggers and twinks come in here and try to crush our spirit?

Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for your National Anthem.

I don't know how I missed this but it really tugged the old heart strings and based Joey sang "in all OUR SONS command" like a true Canadian patriot.

 

[Turk February]

I look like evil me on star trek.

 

[Turk February]

I don't know how I missed this but it really tugged the old heart strings and based Joey sang "in all OUR SONS command" like a true Canadian patriot.

Ever heard land of the silver Birch,? Me An the ex wife would sit outside a convenience store for hours drinking horrible lite beer and riffing on the lyrics. "Land of the silver bugs, crawling in to my asshole, where still the mighty moose will probably fuck me"

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Whenever I'm singing the anthem I really crank up the old pipes and just belt OUR SONS as hard as I can. Fuck you, women. Fuck you, daughters. This one's for the fellas

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Ever heard land of the silver Birch,? Me An the ex wife would sit outside a convenience store for hours drinking horrible lite beer and riffing on the lyrics. "Land of the silver bugs, crawling in to my asshole, where still the mighty moose will probably fuck me"

I must know it but I'd have to give it a listen

 

[Turk February]

I must know it but I'd have to give it a listen

Had to sing this in school

 

[Turk February]

It's supposed to be this national native song. Not written or performed by a native. But hey. It's our culture now.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Had to sing this in school

Yeah I gave it a listen and I vaguely remember it. It's not great.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah I gave it a listen and I vaguely remember it. It's not great.

I love it just because you can show horn any words in drunkenly singing it outside a karaoke bar.

 

[Turk February]

Land of the penis the chinese old penis where still the boiling piss pours in my mouth.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Mike Mitch has some classics.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

What's some them other garbage songs they made us sing in school? I honestly don't remember my childhood very well at all (but it's not because I was molested. I remember that just fine)

 

[Turk February]

Mike Mitch has some classics.

Canadians thread .2? The government is dictating we have to get to 169 pages or else I will be executed and my daughter will go to prison.

 

[Turk February]

What's some them other garbage songs they made us sing in school? I honestly don't remember my childhood very well at all (but it's not because I was molested. I remember that just fine)

The worst I remember is "I got Canada in my pocket" and it was just explaining coins and what's on them.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I got a couple of those black toonies a while back and I was mystified. I had to look it up and learn they commemorate the death of QE2 then I tried to explain what that meant to my older daughter and she clearly thought it was retarded but she kept one for her collection.

 

[Turk February]

I got a couple of those black toonies a while back and I was mystified. I had to look it up and learn they commemorate the death of QE2 then I tried to explain what that meant to my older daughter and she clearly thought it was retarded but se kept one for her collection.

Remember the glow in the dark toonies? That was bitching

 

[Turk February]

To our American friends who have all left. For a while we had coins that glowed in the dark. I think to celebrate the year 2000. They're probably collectors items now b

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Remember the glow in the dark toonies? That was bitching

No I don't remember that

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

To our American friends who have all left. For a while we had coins that glowed in the dark. I think to celebrate the year 2000. They're probably collectors items now b

Lol it was 2017 bud