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They're gonna take your other leg, Turry
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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One time, my cousin and I were watching the cows hump eachother in the field and my gay uncle's creepy gay boyfriend's son who was like 3 years younger than us ran up and was like "Mister! Those horses are fighting!"
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They're putting stuff in the water that make our horses less gay!
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dumb question but any of you boys ever been to america?
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I've been in Flushing, New York over night and I was shocked how polite New Yorkers are.
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The pain migrated all over my back plus sciatica with a heavy dose of nausea and I'm fucking exhausted and shaking like a leaf. It's not covid I guess so he figures it's just a nasty virus. Piss test didn't turn up anything concerning so he's discharging me with orders to come back if I'm dying later
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Yeah did the drive down the west coast. Dirty place
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Now that I think about it's it's kind of weird I've spent 5 years in Korea and only a night in America. It's only a fucking half hour away.
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Yes i have often found them overfriendly
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Flushing is pretty nice once you move immediately out of the downtown chinatown
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Dude. There's this weird stereotype Canadians are polite. No. They will call you a Ukrainian nigger and kick your ass in Toronto. In New York none of that.
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Yankees love to hear themselves talk and they genuinely love being around other people, because they have no choice
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But what about outside of the chocolate hellholes? Look at Abe and I - two perfectly sweet and charming small town boys
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The ones I encountered were ridiculous in how helpful they were. I had a girl use a computer for me to book a different hotel. That would never happen in Toronto.
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Abe is probably still kicking an air conditioner to see if it feels good and you hate Jews.
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I know there are deeply ingrained structural issues with New York but I felt safer than in Toronto. And I liked the people.
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I've also been in a few shit state airports for layovers. It's the same shit that pisses me off about Canadians.
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No I don't. I was just trying to fit in
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One great thing about Incheon international is you can usually check in drop your bags off and board in under 25 minutes. Never seen that anywhere else.