The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

I looked it up to make sure I wasn't insane and only 3 million were minted but I remember having a few.

 

[Turk February]

Lol it was 2017 bud

So what. I was 17 years off. That's pretty close.

 

[Turry]

I think I've seen them in circulation but I wouldn't have noticed them glowing. Who the fuck is getting change out in the dark?

 

[Turk February]

It's not like that's half my life or anything

 

[Turk February]

I think I've seen them in circulation but I wouldn't have noticed them glowing. Who the fuck is getting change out in the dark?

Me and all the other junkies trying to see if they can get a kit kat at 3 AM

 

[Turk February]

I'm ordering the dollar off slow Popeye's now. And it's not spicy. I think this will cure me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Remember when toonies first came out and people kept popping the center out of them?

 

[Turk February]

Remember when toonies first came out and people kept popping the center out of them?

To our American friends there is a design flaw in our 2 dollar coins in that they're made of 2 different metals on the outside and the middle. And particularly you when its cold you can pop the middle out and make necklaces out of them like Vietnamese ears.

 

[Turry]

I think they fixed the flaw by putting a tongue and groove or something to keep the pieces from separating

 

[Turk February]

I think they fixed the flaw by putting a tongue and groove or something to keep the pieces from separating

There is also the 1999 Cambridge Act which prohibits eating coins.

 

[Turk February]

The people in Hespler and Preston were outraged. Eating coins was how they did trade. But in the end it improved our general health and longevity.

 

[Turry]

WWAWD dime? Nice deviating from the norm, stupit. A fucking schooner?? They should have put a mountain lion on there

 

[UnPRePared]

Holy shit, you guys, this is still going?

This is right out of "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?"

 

[Turry]

Holy shit, you guys, this is still going?

This is right out of "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?"

I'm in urgent care waiting to find out if I'm dying or something

 

[Turry]

There was something off about that last batch of penis chinese penis but I figured hey fuck it right? You only live once

 

[Turk February]

Holy shit, you guys, this is still going?

This is right out of "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?"

It's traditional. You wouldn't understand what I'm doing while sipping dog piss.

 

[Turk February]

Wwaw Celine Dion. I actually think she's shit and betrayed the country by representing Switzerland. Fuck the bitch.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

WWAWD dime? Nice deviating from the norm, stupit. A fucking schooner?? They should have put a mountain lion on there

The Bluenose was an important boat and it made it's entire journey if I'm not mistaken

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm in urgent care waiting to find out if I'm dying or something

Over your shoulder or what?

 

[Turk February]

Also, has anyone noticed our horses aren't as gay as they used to be?