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Doug Stanhope Alcohol Poisoning: Video by Bingo!

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Sorry...ribs!
 

Udders

Great food
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There’s a track on one of his cd’s where he talks about how fucking a bald girl from behind looks like a man during a football game. “Do the carpets match the drapes? Yeah, they’re both bleeding.”
One of the parts of that bit that always made me laugh is he said football was on while he banged his bald girlfriend and kept calling her Jon Kitna.
 

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Is that Chris Tucker or Chris Rock?
Nah. It's the nigger that was on the second season of The Real World and he got the boot for being a loudmouth annoying nigger who was naaaht funny. There was an attractive black girl (gold digging whore named Tammy), and he was joking with her one time as she was wrapped in a blanket. He tried ripping it off from her and she played along and thought it was funny until she didn't (she was claiming she was naked underneath it, but she really wasn't. But she could have been). They wound up having a house vote and homie got the fucking boot.
 
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