Doug Stanhope Alcohol Poisoning: Video by Bingo!

[Dummy Gaynuts]

This Bingo chick looks a little... retarded.

It's a miracle she pulled through after her head trauma

 

[Dennyislife]

Stanhope and Bingo make stupid decisions with their alcohol and drug abuse, but at least they don't have any kids. Bingo snorted so much coke at one of their parties in 2016 that she ODed, had seizures, cracked open her skull, and was in a coma for several months. She miraculously lived through that, went through rehab to be able to walk and talk again, and went right back to drinking and drugging.

Are there backup videos or screenshots anywhere? The posts are deleted on Bingo's and Stanhope's accounts.

I used to listen to his podcast around then. If I recall correctly he also found out she was seeing another dude around then. Must have been slightly before. She used Bert Krisher as a get away driver to run away to him or something. When she was in the coma Doug was doing the podcast with the other man. Genuinely crazy stuff around then. The one where the couple who lived in a building on their property both died was crazy too. She was sick and died in hospital and he blew his brains out and Stanhope had to work out how to get brains and blood out of a mattress

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I used to listen to his podcast around then. If I recall correctly he also found out she was seeing another dude around then. Must have been slightly before. She used Bert Krisher as a get away driver to run away to him or something. When she was in the coma Doug was doing the podcast with the other man. Genuinely crazy stuff around then. The one where the couple who lived in a building on their property both died was crazy too. She was sick and died in hospital and he blew his brains out and Stanhope had to work out how to get brains and blood out of a mattress

I’m pretty sure his name was Willy and he had two outhouses but couldn’t use the nicer one because it was overran by birds*. This came right after the relevation that Doug banged an 18 year old stripper on the Impractical Jokers cruise while Bingo was knocking on the door. Oddly enough, these two incidents were seemingly unrelated because she started the affair beforehand. Whiskey Girl and Nowhere Man is the second part of what you’re talking about. I think is the link to the episode:

 

[eggfeller]

I used to listen to his podcast around then. If I recall correctly he also found out she was seeing another dude around then. Must have been slightly before. She used Bert Krisher as a get away driver to run away to him or something. When she was in the coma Doug was doing the podcast with the other man. Genuinely crazy stuff around then. The one where the couple who lived in a building on their property both died was crazy too. She was sick and died in hospital and he blew his brains out and Stanhope had to work out how to get brains and blood out of a mattress

i think she started seeing that guy out of retaliation for stanhope fucking a stripper on a cruise & locking bingo out of their room the whole time

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

i think she started seeing that guy out of retaliation for stanhope fucking a stripper on a cruise & locking bingo out of their room the whole time

No, it was unrelated. See my above post but it led to Doug having a drunken meltdown on Twitter where he was @ing all sorts of female celebrities on Twitter.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

He’s going to die. It is what it is. He’s been playing with house money for two decades. Artie Lange outlives another one.

From what I saw last night, I agree. Doug doesn't have long.

 

[guest]

I used to get drunk like this when I was 18/19

I couldn't enjoy drinking like this in my 50s. He's obviously an alcoholic so has a higher tolerance but if that is fading then he's fucked

I once worked overnight security at a homeless shelter. We had these 2 residents that would go out and spange enough for a couple 16oz cans of Hurricane and it would keep them fucked up all day long. Liver damage made them a cheap date in their early 50s.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

This Bingo chick looks a little... retarded.

She WAS hot circa the early 00s. Sad how the cute/crazy ones fall apart.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

I used to listen to his podcast around then. If I recall correctly he also found out she was seeing another dude around then. Must have been slightly before. She used Bert Krisher as a get away driver to run away to him or something. When she was in the coma Doug was doing the podcast with the other man. Genuinely crazy stuff around then. The one where the couple who lived in a building on their property both died was crazy too. She was sick and died in hospital and he blew his brains out and Stanhope had to work out how to get brains and blood out of a mattress

We need a genuinely shocked emoticon or whatever the hell the Nana/hot dogs/Colin/car things are called.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Everytime I read Doug Stanhope I keep thinking it’s fucking Doug Benson, who i’ve practically forgotten the name of and refer to in my head as “Rutherford B Blaze”

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

I’m pretty sure his name was Willy and he had two outhouses but couldn’t use the nicer one because it was overran by birds*. This came right after the relevation that Doug banged an 18 year old stripper on the Impractical Jokers cruise while Bingo was knocking on the door. Oddly enough, these two incidents were seemingly unrelated because she started the affair beforehand. Whiskey Girl and Nowhere Man is the second part of what you’re talking about. I think is the link to the episode:

I also remember that they said Bingo & Doug have never actually had a sexual relationship.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

This might have been my favorite episode of the podcast. I was at this show and this came out either the same night or next and I was up at 3am and put it on and then couldn't fall asleep:

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Everytime I read Doug Stanhope I keep thinking it’s fucking Doug Benson, who i’ve practically forgotten the name of and refer to in my head as “Rutherford B Blaze”

Stanhope has the only funny episode of “Getting Doug with High” because he asks Benson why the podcast seemed like an infomercial because he spent the first 5 minutes shilling coffee mugs.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I also remember that they said Bingo & Doug have never actually had a sexual relationship.

There’s a track on one of his cd’s where he talks about how fucking a bald girl from behind looks like a man during a football game. “Do the carpets match the drapes? Yeah, they’re both bleeding.”

 

[Steve Ramone]

If anyone put a video of me like this online they'd be fucking beheaded when I sobered up and found out.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

If anyone put a video of me like this online they'd be fucking beheaded when I sobered up and found out.

In the video, he asked Bingo to film him. Apparently, he feared for his life and suspected that he was poisoned.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

hot dogs

 

[💩💩💩💩]

I used to listen to his podcast around then. If I recall correctly he also found out she was seeing another dude around then. Must have been slightly before. She used Bert Krisher as a get away driver to run away to him or something. When she was in the coma Doug was doing the podcast with the other man. Genuinely crazy stuff around then. The one where the couple who lived in a building on their property both died was crazy too. She was sick and died in hospital and he blew his brains out and Stanhope had to work out how to get brains and blood out of a mattress

in No Encore for the Donkey he talks about going to LA and staying at johnny depps house and marilyn manson brought over a ball of coke to help him get through those hard times. i think his writing is still top notch, he can be a little hard to understand on stage

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

in No Encore for the Donkey he talks about going to LA and staying at johnny depps house and marilyn manson brought over a ball of coke to help him get through those hard times. i think his writing is still top notch, he can be a little hard to understand on stage

He did a podcast with Manson and he he called Doug the next day asking him to delete it.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

He did a podcast with Manson and he he called Doug the next day asking him to delete it.

Also on the cutting room floor: Roseanne and me