Doug Stanhope Alcohol Poisoning: Video by Bingo!

[guest]

I'm no doctor but the way his left eye is solo blinking in the first video can't be good. Brain damage? Mini stroke? Drunks like him it often catches up with them quickly and all at once

 

[guest]

I used to get drunk like this when I was 18/19

I couldn't enjoy drinking like this in my 50s. He's obviously an alcoholic so has a higher tolerance but if that is fading then he's fucked

I don't think there's been any enjoyment in it for him for a while, whatever he says. At that stage he's just drinking not to "get sick," which is ironic as that's exactly what the booze is doing to him.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Always liked him on da show. My favorite appearance is him calling out Norton's fake addiction shit.

He was the best stand up for a long time.

 

[Peckas]

If only this were Nana.

It’s only a matter of time before nana joins the navy or develops something fun like liver cancer.

 

[FingerofGod]

I'm trying not to have a Patrick-Norm moment about Stanhope. Guess I'll just leave it alone :sniff:

He’s very preachy. At least he tries to have jokes in there but he definitely buys into the “modern day philosopher” thing. I watched a clip recently and was very annoyed when he went into a “religion causes all wars maaaaaaaan” clapter-bait rant. And as already mentioned in the thread he became a covid libtard. Way to give the finger to the system, drunk fucking douche.

 

[guest]

He’s very preachy. At least he tries to have jokes in there but he definitely buys into the “modern day philosopher” thing. I watched a clip recently and was very annoyed when he went into a “religion causes all wars maaaaaaaan” clapter-bait rant. And as already mentioned in the thread he became a covid libtard. Way to give the finger to the system, drunk fucking douche.

Everything political is forgiven when you die a drunken mess.

I hope.

 

[FingerofGod]

Everything political is forgiven when you die a drunken mess.

I hope.

No sympathy from me. His whole thing has always been “do whatever you want all the time” and now he has to pay the consequences. He was right about AA and made the worm look like a cult worshipping retard but he’s still basically an immature manchild who moved to the middle of nowhere so he could feel like the king of some random little town. And he really thinks he has the world figured out. Really not that different than the religious people he seems to hate so much.

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Video's gone RIP funnyman

 

[guest]

No sympathy from me. His whole thing has always been “do whatever you want all the time” and now he has to pay the consequences. He was right about AA and made the worm look like a cult worshipping retard but he’s still basically an immature manchild who moved to the middle of nowhere so he could feel like the king of some random little town. And he really thinks he has the world figured out. Really not thag different than the religious people he seems to hate so much.

dude, he just picked a way to exist that was compatible with him. fucked up or no he was somewhat honest.

 

[FingerofGod]

dude, he just picked a way to exist that was compatible with him. fucked up or no he was somewhat honest.

I guess. I just never really liked his whole rebellious persona. And as a rule I always hated political comedy so he could never be one of my favorites.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Anyone have the videos?

 

[guest]

They're all gone now, but Stanhope was quote tweeting them. Sounded lucid enough, but those videos look bad. He claimed he only had two drinks and that puking is not normal for him. Said Redban was convincing him he had a stroke. A ton of people were telling him to go to the ER, especially if he only had 2 drinks.

 

[guest]

Is it too late to pick him in the 2023 death pool?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I used to get drunk like this when I was 18/19

I couldn't enjoy drinking like this in my 50s. He's obviously an alcoholic so has a higher tolerance but if that is fading then he's fucked

If you completely lose your tolerance I think it's a sign your liver is fucked

IIRC Rex Brown from Pantera got to the point where just one drink would make him violently ill. I think Stanhope's at the point his liver can't process it any more.

Didn't see the videos because the tweets are gone.

 

[NoBacon]

I’m winding down my drinking, I do it very rarely now. There’s not a lot more pathetic than a middle aged beer bro drunk still getting fucked up and pretending it’s fun and cool.

See: Patrick S Tomlinson, Anthony Pedophile Cumia and Stanhope

 

[guest]

IIRC Rex Brown from Pantera got to the point where just one drink would make him violently ill. I think Stanhope's at the point his liver can't process it any more.

Didn't see the videos because the tweets are gone.

They were pretty bad. One is him standing up, or attempting to. He's talking about how he's never been this fucked up before, and can't communicate much else. He looks it, too. The other is him puking off the edge of the bed, and it's pretty distinctly red. He says "that doesn't even taste like whiskey." He did say the the standing video was seven hours old, but was still pretty fucked up.

Some people were suggesting he got drugged because he had just done Rogan's podcast. They could be right, I have no clue.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Ha ha ha! Ho lee shit!!! Stanhope is having fun and we hate that. Even Nana has the sense to keep it steady and not puke blood.

I forgot about these two weirdos. Last time I saw something in regard to them was when Bingo od'd or something.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Video's gone RIP funnyman

Damn I hope it comes back soon. The world needs laughter!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I forgot about these two weirdos. Last time I saw something in regard to them was when Bingo od'd or something.

If i recall correctly, she fell down on the driveway or something and busted her stupid head open. She also looked just like Michael Rooker, so that's pretty cool

 

[Mike Glyer]

He’s very preachy. At least he tries to have jokes in there but he definitely buys into the “modern day philosopher” thing. I watched a clip recently and was very annoyed when he went into a “religion causes all wars maaaaaaaan” clapter-bait rant. And as already mentioned in the thread he became a covid libtard. Way to give the finger to the system, drunk fucking douche.

I've listened to people who believe different shit than me and gone "This person is smart, I get where they're coming from, but no". I listen to Doug and think "This guy is a fucking retard". He's propped up by a small, fanatical base of ballwashers. I didn't even know about the Covid shit.

He had some famous line years ago about people "sucking at doing drugs" and basically how other people should have access to all of them because they don't get addicted. Real deep take on different brain chemistries, genetics, and developmental exposures from a guy in a funny suit. Meanwhile he's clearly an addict with a fucking hideous, mentally ill leech of a partner. Living life to it's fullest. Really, I'd tell you if he wasn't.