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CumiaPoodle

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Ricci Ryda said:
"That fat dick head is the only thing I'm going to miss about you" - My ex wife, the day we got divorced


I got AFib and had to get heart surgery so I REALLY shouldn't have been drinking the past 2 years.
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You know what if you can stop I’m going to try harder this week. What about wine? Is that okay? God bless your ex wife for knowing a good thing when she sees it
 
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You know what if you can stop I’m going to try harder this week. What about wine? Is that okay? God bless your ex wife for knowing a good thing when she sees it
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My problem wasn't that I drank a lot it was that I drank a LOT. Like I only drank 4-5 days a month but when I did I would crush 2 18 packs in one sitting. Which by the way is a super bad thing to do because it's a shock to the system. Actually being a daily alcoholic might be safer.

Best way to quit though is just fill your time up with other stuff, or take something. I was on a medication for about 3 months that lowers alcohol cravings. It was crazy I would drink a beer and then I would put it down and just not be interested. I mean now that I've been sober for a few months I don't take it anymore because I don't need it but the hardest part is getting over that first initial 90 days.
 
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Ricci Ryda said:
My problem wasn't that I drank a lot it was that I drank a LOT. Like I only drank 4-5 days a month but when I did I would crush 2 18 packs in one sitting. Which by the way is a super bad thing to do because it's a shock to the system. Actually being a daily alcoholic might be safer.

Best way to quit though is just fill your time up with other stuff, or take something. I was on a medication for about 3 months that lowers alcohol cravings. It was crazy I would drink a beer and then I would put it down and just not be interested. I mean now that I've been sober for a few months I don't take it anymore because I don't need it but the hardest part is getting over that first initial 90 days.
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Do you enjoy weed? Or Xanax or something. Life is very hard sober. I’ve had plenty of long stretches and it was painful. Is there anything else you can enjoy ?
 
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This thread just gave me aids, thanks faggots!

Here's some Lucy nips, to bring a semblance of heterosexuality back, but I'm afraid even Lucy's areolas cannot safe us now.

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Do you enjoy weed? Or Xanax or something. Life is very hard sober. I’ve had plenty of long stretches and it was painful. Is there anything else you can enjoy ?
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I don't do anything else because they randomly drop UAs for my parole but I do take clonazepam. The regular prescribed dose though.
 
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