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When a grandma accidentally texted me

ShutYourCakeHorn

Gassers/Say "Cookie" Alt
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Ribs I got a guys ass in here but it’s an entirely different story. It’s long but funny
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CumiaPoodle

Brazil sent me a wife with a dick ☺️
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I’ve got something else for you that’s all muscle 👇😎👇

I’m so sorry, i can’t help myself😔
Neither can I I’m about to start another thread with text included about the time I found some kid I went to school with was a faggot cuck who shoved drum sticks up his ass and posted picture of himself in women’s clothes ball gags and shit while holding down a great job
 

Monk

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While back, probably 10 or 12 years ago, I would randomly get a text every so often from some stupid high school aged kid asking about a ride to school. I texted him back at least three or four times telling him he was messaging the wrong number. The last time I got a text from him he was asking whether I was going to give him a ride to school the next morning and whether he needed to buy safety glasses for some Industrial Tech class. I told him he needed to be outside waiting for me to pick him up at 5:30 the next morning and to buy an extra pair of safety glasses because I lost mine. Never got another text from him again after that. Hope he froze his ass off waiting like an idiot and actually wasted the money buying an extra pair of safety glasses.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

I Am Racist Man Leader of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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