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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Return to me, Stenton.
Naw she was just mowed down by her own goat in Kriviy Rig in Ukraine. Went to the hospital and never came out.
I'm sorry to hear that. 🥴🐐

I've seen videos of goats absolutely knocking people the fuck out, it's really brutal. My buddy's parents had sheep for a while and they had this crazy ram we'd fight all the time. You had to basically beat it with a shovel to get it back in it's pen thing, but we'd just go in and wrestle it around one on one. It's amazing we never got fucked up.
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
Please bring this back to your people: Come up with a new name for poutine, please. The DMAN does not want to eat something named after Poo, even if it did come from a Teen.
What if we call it tinepou?? :nanadevil_lg: :nanadevil_lg: :nanadevil_lg:
 
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