God bless her. For real no bs.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Meh. She was kind of a cunt. Disowned me and my brother cuz we were Moscovites as kids.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I've seen videos of goats absolutely knocking people the fuck out, it's really brutal. My buddy's parents had sheep for a while and they had this crazy ram we'd fight all the time. You had to basically beat it with a shovel to get it back in it's pen thing, but we'd just go in and wrestle it around one on one. It's amazing we never got fucked up.
It's amazing. Bottom line. It's not easy to sneak up on a deer.
I'm actually curious when the war is over so I still get her farm?
I'm liking her more and more tbh. Wwsawd Jews?
I think "putain" is French for "cunt"
Can I be a hand on your Russian farm? I know how to do farm shit.
The french are strange. They call penis chinese penis "penis penis chinois". Always gotta be different
I’m surprised you guys aren’t passed out yet.
Canadian
Unless putain is a clam dish, The DMAN suggests you might be thinking of poontang which is Italian.
Does Quebec allow gooks?
Oh fuck yeah.
I waited until 9 pm to start drinking meemaw. Fuck awf
It would be Ukraine and it's in one of the worst war zones in the Donbass but yeah. I don't know dick about farming.
I genuinely think I may be barred from inheriting it cuz I was born in Moscow.
Step one: click and croon and moo at the cows
Step two: when they get close scream like a banshee and set off a firecracker or two
Repeat until all your responsibilities have fled the farm.