The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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#goals

I'm gonna have a Canadian Thanksgiving Letterman jacket made. I love Canadian Thanksgiving

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Yes part of my life's goals include dying on the floor of my puppy piss operation waiting for my penis chinese penis connect to deliver. What's it to you? This is what REAL Canadiana is about

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I'm a CLASSIC Canadiana.. al..

 

[Turk February]

I'm gonna have a Canadian Thanksgiving Letterman jacket made. I love Canadian Thanksgiving

Just going to the gym and crushing the weights. "What's your secret" "I... Uhhh... I take penis chinese penis"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I bet if I put cleats on and sprinted on some nice turf I could run directly through a cow and chop it in half.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I bet if I put cleats on and sprinted on some nice turf I could run directly through a cow and chop it in half.

In fact, I know I could.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

There's nothing like calling the cows to the fence line with a mix of moos, clicks and croons and then going fawkin AWWWFF and hollering at them while they trip over their dumb legs trying to get away

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You can do it like once an hour for a few days before they clue in. Then you've gotta let it sit for a day or two.

 

[Turk February]

I'm banned from performing the Fox Festival in Germany because of a penis chinese penises controversy. Ruins my music career.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There's nothing like calling the cows to the fence line with a mix of moos, clicks and croons and then going fawkin AWWWFF and hollering at them while they trip over their dumb legs trying to get away

I'd never do that, I actually fucking love cows. My cousin had a 4H cow that lived on our farm and it got babied and acted like a dog. It was really cool. She went away for college and when she came back the thing was jumping around and hollering and literally cried when she came back.

I do love your disregard for animals though, Turrance. You beaning a deer in the head with a rock is like childhood legend shit. I respect the shit out of that, but probably wouldn't do it myself lol.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I didn't leave the liberal party of Canada. The liberal party of Canada left me

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You can do it like once an hour for a few days before they clue in. Then you've gotta let it sit for a day or two.

We used to fuck with the steers and bulls. They got put out in their own pen on their own sometimes and we'd straddle the fence or go in over it until they got pissed off and made a move and then squirrel back through the fence. Got very yelled at a lot.

 

[Turk February]

Have I ever told the forum my grandma was killed by a goat? Don't know if it's funny enough of a story.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I'd never do that, I actually fucking love cows. My cousin had a 4H cow that lived on our farm and it got babied and acted like a dog. It was really cool. She went away for college and when she came back the thing was jumping around and hollering and literally cried when she came back.

I do love your disregard for animals though, Turrance. You beaning a deer in the head with a rock is like childhood legend shit. I respect the shit out of that, but probably wouldn't do it myself lol.

It's real greasball shit, I know. I wouldn't actually yell at them anymore because they are really sweet dumb bastards but when I was 12 it was almost good as my first sweet hit of penis chinese penis.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Have I ever told the forum my grandma was killed by a goat? Don't know if it's funny enough of a story.

Please tell it if you're serious.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I didn't leave the liberal party of Canada. The liberal party of Canada left me
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Look at that fucking junkyard leg.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's real greasball shit, I know. I wouldn't actually yell at them anymore because they are really sweet dumb bastards but when I was 12 it was almost good as my first sweet hit of penis chinese penis.

Man it keeps making me laugh

 

[Turk February]

Please tell it if you're serious.

Naw she was just mowed down by her own goat in Kriviy Rig in Ukraine. Went to the hospital and never came out.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Look at that fucking junkyard leg.

The six flats of empty's dollar man

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Man it keeps making me laugh

You know I'm not sure how I feel about the deer. On one hand it was really pointless and dumb and cruel. On the other I hit a fawkin rural deer in the head with a rock.