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God bless her. For real no bs.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Meh. She was kind of a cunt. Disowned me and my brother cuz we were Moscovites as kids.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
I've seen videos of goats absolutely knocking people the fuck out, it's really brutal. My buddy's parents had sheep for a while and they had this crazy ram we'd fight all the time. You had to basically beat it with a shovel to get it back in it's pen thing, but we'd just go in and wrestle it around one on one. It's amazing we never got fucked up.
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It's amazing. Bottom line. It's not easy to sneak up on a deer.
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I'm actually curious when the war is over so I still get her farm?
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I'm liking her more and more tbh. Wwsawd Jews?
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I think "putain" is French for "cunt"
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Can I be a hand on your Russian farm? I know how to do farm shit.
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The french are strange. They call penis chinese penis "penis penis chinois". Always gotta be different
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I’m surprised you guys aren’t passed out yet.
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Canadian
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Unless putain is a clam dish, The DMAN suggests you might be thinking of poontang which is Italian.
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Does Quebec allow gooks?
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Oh fuck yeah.
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I waited until 9 pm to start drinking meemaw. Fuck awf
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It would be Ukraine and it's in one of the worst war zones in the Donbass but yeah. I don't know dick about farming.
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I genuinely think I may be barred from inheriting it cuz I was born in Moscow.
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Step one: click and croon and moo at the cows
Step two: when they get close scream like a banshee and set off a firecracker or two
Repeat until all your responsibilities have fled the farm.