The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Wyyz never even got to drink his thanksgiving dog piss. Heart touching. Makes you think, you know.

I shouldn't spread this around but I'm feeling charitable because it's still thanksgiving here - mix a little bit of bum piss with some cat piss and it's basically dog piss with a bit of a spicy twist.

 

[Turk February]

We're almost at 30 pages and it's basically 3 guys. This is so dumb.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We're almost at 30 pages and it's basically 3 guys. This is so dumb.

It's the greatest Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular ever.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've had a great day staring at my phone and ignoring my loved ones. I'm not even kidding.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

This rocks and you shut your mouth before I call CBSA and tell them you've imported twice the legally permitted monthly allotment of penis chinese penis

 

[Turk February]

This rocks and you shut your mouth before I call CBSA and tell them you've imported twice the legally permitted monthly allotment of penis chinese penis

You wouldn't dare.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You know our interest rates are uniquely dependent on the amount of PCP in circulation. If you drive down the price due to oversupply I won't be able to afford the new kennel for my home brewing operation

 

[Turk February]

Hey. Remember when we talked about politics and religion. No. We talk about penis chinese penis and obscure Canadian references. Fuck off Off Topic. We're taking it. It's just funny

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Hey. Remember when we talked about politics and religion. No. We talk about penis chinese penis and obscure Canadian references. Fuck off Off Topic. We're taking it. It's just funny

Don't worry about what the civilians are doing and "thinking". Can you even call it cognition when it's not fueled by dog piss and penis chinese penis?

 

[Turk February]

You know our interest rates are uniquely dependent on the amount of PCP in circulation. If you drive down the price due to oversupply I won't be able to afford the new kennel for my home brewing operation

As a friend I gotta say. There are better ways to make money. We already lost chh and Wyyz.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Remember when there was like 3 pages of serious dog talk like 19 pages back? This thread is a fucking rollercoaster

 

[Turk February]

Don't worry about what the civilians are doing and "thinking". Can you even call it cognition when it's not fueled by dog piss and penis chinese penis?

Some of them never even tried penis chinese penis. Is that even living?

 

[Turk February]

Remember when there was like 3 pages of serious dog talk like 19 pages back? This thread is a fucking rollercoaster

No

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

As a friend I gotta say. There are better ways to make money. We already lost chh and Wyyz.

Look bud. I have no formal education. I'm a fucking dickhead who's currently on the verge of hysteria over this stupid thread and I'm only on my second Julian of the night. There are no better ways for me.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Look bud. I have no formal education. I'm a fucking dickhead who's currently on the verge of hysteria over this stupid thread and I'm only on my second Julian of the night. There are no better ways for me.

Listen to this fancy asshole mixing his booze and his chase together, Turk.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Mixed drink fags bow to me. I will drown in my own blood. That's how I die.

 

[Turk February]

Listen to this fancy asshole mixing his booze and his chase together, Turk.

Look I've been blessed with a lot of cat piss. I didn't ask for it. Im a normal average guy deep down. I eat boiled goat like everybody

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

#goals

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm sorry. This is Canadian Thanksgiving. I've been hiding it all night but I am run-through-a-cow FUCKED on penis chinese penis. I feel like my hearts going to explode and if I move fast enough I can eat part of it before I die