The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Variety is the spice of life, Turk. If you keep eating nothing but Popeye's every day your lips are gonna get big and fat.

For 4 years when living in Brantford I ate nothing but double cheeseburgers from a Greek deli (and cum). I can handle it. (Even the cum)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm gonna go ahead and say our national anthem isn't exactly a banger. The Star Spangled Banner is a straight up good song. Our just seems slapped together and half assed.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

For 4 years when living in Brantford I ate nothing but double cheeseburgers from a Greek deli (and cum). I can handle it. (Even the cum)

I pretty much lived off of El Monterey taquitos and yogurt for a couple years and I was in my peak physical form.

 

[Niggerotchi]

Ballsacks and Chinese dog piss.

 

[Turk February]

I'm gonna go ahead and say our national anthem isn't exactly a banger. The Star Spangled Banner is a straight up good song. Our just seems slapped together and half assed.

Well it's completely plagiarized. I forget the exact song but Oh Canada is note for note a rip-off of a Mozart opera. "March of the priests" I think, maybe? There was 0 thought out into our national anthem to begin with.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah we totally wrote this, faggot

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Well it's completely plagiarized. I forget the exact song but Oh Canada is note for note a rip-off of a Mozart opera. "March of the priests" I think, maybe? There was 0 thought out into our national anthem to begin with.

We should've just made it Sweet Leaf by Black Sabbath.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah we totally wrote this, faggot

Lol I had no idea. Why was I not taught this is school?

 

[Turk February]

We should've just made it Sweet Leaf by Black Sabbath.

We should just change the anthem every year and tell a Wyyz to take care of it

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

It should be the Log Driver's Waltz

 

[Turk February]

Lol I had no idea. Why was I not taught this is school?

I don't think Canadians are particularly proud of the plagiarism issue. And it is the government who is teaching us.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Whoever pinned this thread is an honorary Canadian

 

[Turk February]

It should be the Log Driver's Waltz

That songs about fucking. You can't have a national anthem about fucking. Can you?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We should just change the anthem every year and tell a Wyyz to take care of it

In highschool we had different "get to class music" every month but for a full semester the Student Council refused to change it from Grease Is The Word and people would literally flip out about it by the end. "CHANGE THE FUCKIN SONG!"

 

[Turk February]

In highschool we had different "get to class music" every month but for a full semester the Student Council refused to change it from Grease Is The Word and people would literally flip out about it by the end. "CHANGE THE FUCKIN SONG!"

If done to be funny. That's brilliant. I love torturing people with music.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

That songs about fucking.

Liar! It's a wholesome song about a fine young lass pining for her log-driving man to ride his log right up her stream!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If done to be funny. That's brilliant. I love torturing people with music.

It was just a hilarious abuse of power.

 

[Turk February]

Liar! It's a wholesome song about a fine young lass pining for her log-driving man to ride his log right up her stream!

Fucking can be wholesome. The woman who sang it had 2 successful kids. They weren't magicked in her family.

 

[Turk February]

I believe "fucking can be wholesome" is the provincial motto of Ontario.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

My kids love that song. S-tier lullaby