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Someone should've jought those McGarrigle gals some hairbrushes. I always forget that one of them spawned the gay Wainwrights.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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One of Canadas most important exports financially is our gays
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They also like Black Fly but the older one rewrote the verse about the devil taking the black fly because she's a sweetheart who doesn't think even a fly deserves to go with the devil
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Honestly if I see a woman with frizzy hair I judge them super hard. "Look at this bitch's unkempt hair. I bet she's super nihilistic and finds no joy in anything. If the apocalypse kicked off right now, she'd be the only one not screaming and freaking out."
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Black guys little black guys little black guys all over my cock.
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Yeah, that kind of gets me hard.
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Rufus Gaynwright
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SHOEHORNING
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I'll die with the black guys sucking my cock in North Ontario ayoo
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What if we just took another countries better national anthem, like say Burma, and claimed it as ours. I don't think there's any rules against it.
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I forget what country it is. It's somewhere in Asia but their anthem is just a pop music bop. No idea why we didn't do that when we changed the lyrics.
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Fucking Nepal. Was driving me nuts that I couldn't remember. Like. This could get radio play if you didn't know it was a national anthem.
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Turk and I were getting close there but then he shit all over one of Canada's best folk songs and I remembered why I hate him.
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I didn't shit on it. I just said it's clearly, and I mean clearly about fucking.
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No that's fine. You can have your wrong interpretation of Log Driver's Waltz but writing black cocks into Black Fly (and doing a piss-poor job of it) is beyond the pale.
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If you've got time I'll walk you through it line by line and explain how it's about fucking.
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I remembered the words wrong. It's been a while since I heard it.
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I know it by heart. Obviously if they're going to get married they're going to have twelve kids so eight can drown on the drive and the other four can harvest dog piss at the puppy mill but that's the only thing that implies fucking.
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Are you telling me it's not about black guys sucking my cock in Timmins? That's fucked up.
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I just looked up on Wikipedia, I was totally right. It's about black guys sucking your cock no matter where you go. You're wrong, I'm right, I want an apology.