The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Jenna]

You can’t just fawkin swoop in

There's still the "with" and "and" credit.

I dunno, I just wanted to talk about how I love every part of Canada except Toronto.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Tony Todd must be Canadian.

Tony Todd is a beautiful ebony prince.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

There's still the "with" and "and" credit.

I dunno, I just wanted to talk about how I love every part of Canada except Toronto.

Toronto blows. Just missassagua* with towers of boqs. It’s like spelling Mississippi I guess

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He rides mooses and he says "Hey! Fuck off away! I have antlers to defend myself, faggot"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Toronto blows. Just missassagua* with towers of boqs. It’s like Mississippi I guess

Abe Vigoda was made in Mississauga, sport.

That's where mama and papa Vigoda boned me into existence.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I bet I've punched more livestock animals in the face than anyone here.

 

[Jenna]

Toronto blows. Just missagua* with towers of boqs

I've never been to Canada except a family vacation, Alaskan cruise out of Vancouver.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Abe Vigoda was made in Mississauga, sport.

That's where mama and papa Vigoda boned me into existence.

Yeah fawkin was it? Might be boqs cousin.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I've never been to Canada except a family vacation, Alaskan cruise out of Vancouver.

You made the right decision

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I believe I've already proven that I could silently execute @Turry Fawks and @Turk February with wooden ninja stars because both, especially @Turk February were instantly executed

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I already made the executive decision, IDIOT. Because I'm the boss. MORRRRON!

@Jenna answered my question because she instinctively knows who the real man is around here. Did you know when a man loses a leg other appendages become stronger to compensate? That's science and chicks dig science.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've never been to Canada except a family vacation, Alaskan cruise out of Vancouver

Did you see anything worth traveling for?

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I bet I've punched more livestock animals in the face than anyone here.

I was taught never to strike livestock in the head on account of my daddy's broken foot and my second cousin's broken knuckles. A cow and a goat respectively

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Vancouver is nice. If you've been to the west coast you've basically seen the best part of Canada

 

[Jenna]

Did you see anything worth traveling for?

If somehow I get kicked out of the US, I'd want to move to Canada.

lol would you go England or Australia?

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Australia is weird. I liked it well enough I guess but I got weird vibes

 

[Turk February]

I believe I've already proven that I could silently execute @Turry Fawks and @Turk February with wooden ninja stars because both, especially @Turk February were instantly executed

Luckily by tradition on Canadian Thanksgiving a resurrection is permitted by the liberal government.

 

[Turk February]

Vancouver is nice. If you've been to the west coast you've basically seen the best part of Canada

I disagree. You haven't lived until you've seen downtown St. Catharines.

 

[Turk February]

They even have a bus station. It's amazing.

 

[Hoolies]

I dunno, I just wanted to talk about how I love every part of Canada except Toronto.

On account of all those cheadling shordies, fam?