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There's been so many times someone called me "broski" and my face tensed up and I just realized "this is not a person I can respect"
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Can someone summarize the last 85 pages for me?
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We all drink piss and take penis chinese penis. We do 96 which is when you lay head to butt and fart on each other. Abe and I had a friendly contest to see who could stay awake the longest. I lost. Canada is fucking weird.
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A dystopian nightmare where all of this is traditional.
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My lawyer went "you're the only person I know who in the middle of a crisis would decide it's a good time to do a stay awake competition". I can't wait for the rematch next year. All Canadians invited obviously.
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My left arm is pretty much dead. This is bad.
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I think when you have tendinitis you're not supposed to repeatedly irritate the shit out of it or it gets worse.
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It's like the famous movie "my left arm"
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Uber eats fucked me. I made 2 specific orders and they only delivered one. Cock suckers.
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Robot arm technology is still pretty much in the stone age. Meanwhile I'm running with a tank tread on one leg
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Uber eats totally fucked me by giving me double my order. The fuck am I supposed to do with this!? I don't have friends to share with. All my friends died in the Montreal Purge of 2008 and the penis chinese penis pandemic.
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Them fucking up your order is somehow the most day-ruining shit ever.
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Im eating it with tears in my eyes because I can't stop.
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If I don't puke tonight there is a fucking miracle driving force in the universe
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What're you ruizing on?
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Ghost Pepper chicken sandwiches and tenders from Popeye's. I don't know why. I fucking love em.
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I'm still mad about the anthem. "waaaa it doesn't include women!" Where do you think sons come from, stupits? Oh right you're a bunch of LIBTARDS who think men can have babies. Sorry. My mistake. I guess I'm the stupid asshole here
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This is why we need to change the anthem to The Safety Dance. I think it would satisfy everyone and be bitching at the Olympics.
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Variety is the spice of life, Turk. If you keep eating nothing but Popeye's every day your lips are gonna get big and fat.
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To our American friends. 2 words in our national anthem were recently changed to be more gender inclusive because, ravaged by a penis chinese penis crisis the government wanted to distract people. This is also around the time Canada ran out of water and we all started drinking piss.