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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Turk February

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Just clean it the fuck up. You know you'll feel better not living in filth and it takes not that much effort. Then you just stay on top of it and throw garbage out as you make it and it never gets like that again.
This is why the ex being an ex genuinely feels like an amputation. She would actually motivate me to be tidy. Now without any responsibility I kind of can let my place go to shit.
 

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Or if you want to be super fucking hard boil the liquid right off and smoke the residue in a meth pipe. They call it "woofing" and it changed my life.
I guess it's just me that calls it woofing. I'm the only man hard enough to try it. I'm a pioneer and an explorer of the human psyche like Terrance McKenna but not a weird little fag
 

Turk February

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Also there's 2 suit jackets laying on the floor and I have no idea what to do about them. I'm not fucking getting them dry cleaned. That's like blocks and blocks away.
 

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Turk you're bumming me out. Stop describing my life if Mrs. Fawkes and the little Fawkesters weren't around.
 

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I was just getting bummed out that I have nothing to eat that I don't have to make but I forgot I have a bunch of apples. Fuck yeah. I'm goin down to appletown
 

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You're not allowed to be a downer in the Turry Fawkes Presents: The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving thread
 

Turk February

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Actually I have nothing to complain about from the meal I got from Popeye's today. Cajun fries were great. Kept the nuggets warm too and I think putting them together made them less moist. Sandwich was delicious. I like the ghost Pepper sauce.
 
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