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Yeah but he didn't even get a chub. What kind of veneration is that
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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If I kissed a smoking hot fawkin rock like that you better believe I'd be at full mast
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I bet after the stoning of the devil in the holy city of Mecca everyone just fucks.
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Yes, all Abrahamaic faiths do, but Christianity has been corrupted by the anathema called "shirk". In Christianity it came in the form of the Trinity. It happens in all Abrahamaic faiths, they invariably get corrupted by shirk. Islam is the only true Monotheism.
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Secret Muslim life hack; it's not gay if you use your wiping hand to beat off the imam
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Is Allah a father?
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Fawkin (((MBS))) built a huge wall protecting the devils in 2016...draw your own conclusion:
To me it told me something
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He neither begets, nor was begotten.
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Okay well my god (the real one) has a son. Not the same god.
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Small baby dick
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Hey Boq, serious question, In Islam is it acceptable for a man, a single man, to dress up in a dog costume and take lots of party drugs and cum all over himself?
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It's a requirement. It's the secret article of faith and the secret doctrine.
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Man I love getting car crashed so much it really doesn't bother me at all
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That's not the Canadian way.
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Here's my conclusion; if you had the true faith you wouldn't have to throw rocks at the devil like a bunch of idiots.Fawkin (((MBS))) built a huge wall protecting the devils in 2016...draw your own conclusion:
To me it told me something
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I have a hat with Jesus choking the devil out on it
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Hajj is about following the footsteps of Abraham...doing what he did, out of respect and because Allah commanded us to
Following his "Sunnah".
Islam and Judaism worship One God (but have deviant sects)...Christianity has a built in deviant doctrine (trinity). A jew can avoid shirk (associating partners with Allah, the only sin He never forgives) but a post Nicene Christian, never. Sorry Turry'ster
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The devil tempted every prophet I think.
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The prophet Jesus or Isa is recognized by Islam because he had holes in his hands you could fuck.