The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

Like. You'd have to burn this place down with thermite to even begin to clean it.

 

[Turk February]

A lil taste...? can we get a peakster

Naw. I'm a little embarrassed. The last one was fun. This is pathological.

 

[Sean Baird]

A lil taste...? can we get a peakster

You covet ugly white women lol

 

[Turk February]

I can describe it. There's delivery food trays and about 150 cans in a fairly small room by a bed with its sheets off. Some cans are stacked one on top of another. The boxes from the beer are stacked in the hallway and block the door. There are about 3 square feet of floor that aren't garbage.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I fucked her six times. Your hot Nazi friend. That's where I've been for the last ten minutes

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I can describe it. There's delivery food trays and about 150 cans in a fairly small room by a bed with its sheets off. Some cans are stacked one on top of another. The boxes from the beer are stacked in the hallway and block the door. There are about 3 square feet of floor that aren't garbage.

Jesus Christ, man.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

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You covet ugly white women lol

NON CANADIANS GET OUT

 

[Turk February]

Jesus Christ, man.

It's been a rough month. Some one was dumb enough to give me money.

 

[Sean Baird]

NON CANADIANS GET OUT

Nah I have to make a quick pit stop at the Xawaash in Etobicoke

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I fucked her six times. Your hot Nazi friend. That's where I've been for the last ten minutes

Two of these minutes were just limbering up my hog

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Two of these minutes were just limbering up my hog

A limber hog is important. I died of penile arthritis.

 

[Turk February]

Oh also. On top of a pizza box there's a sweater covered in vomit. I forget the exact day that happened but I just woke up one night an puked all over it.

 

[Turk February]

Lol. I just imagined bringing a tinder date here. "What? Don't be a bitch".

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

A limber hog is important. I died of penile arthritis.

If I'd been in your penis that day it never would have gone down the way it did.

 

[Turk February]

In the back of my head I keep thinking "this will resolve itself. Don't need to clean today"

 

[Turk February]

Then I blame my neighbor "if he wasn't so loud a few hours a day I wouldn't live like this"

 

[Turk February]

Busch rules.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

We get it, Turk. You live like an animal. Are you sure you're taking enough penis chinese penis to keep yourself motivated? Warming your dog piss to an optimal 95C before drinking it?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

In the back of my head I keep thinking "this will resolve itself. Don't need to clean today"

Just clean it the fuck up. You know you'll feel better not living in filth and it takes not that much effort. Then you just stay on top of it and throw garbage out as you make it and it never gets like that again.

 

[Turk February]

We get it, Turk. You live like an animal. Are you sure you're taking enough penis chinese penis to keep yourself motivated? Warming your dog piss to an optimal 95C before drinking it?

Animals don't listen to bitching Iceland Industrial. Wait. Maybe some so. Fuck.