The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We're contained in our own thread over here. We're not setting any fires or causing any fights and a bunch of darkies, wiggers and twinks come in here and try to crush our spirit?

Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for your National Anthem.

I told you I had a bigger get than Celine Dion

 

[DMAN]

Yeah, no sir. We're gunna need you to wait a little. This is a Canadian Thanksgiving.

Canadian Thanksgiving don't stop until at least six in the mo'nin', D.

What do any of you "people" have to be thankful for? Be honest.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I fucking love Gordon Lightfoot

 

[Turk February]

We're contained in our own thread over here. We're not setting any fires or causing any fights and a bunch of darkies, wiggers and twinks come in here and try to crush our spirit?

Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for your National Anthem.

I believe "Oh Candila" is actually the correct pronunciation. From his cadence you can tell he's a french Canadian.

 

[Turk February]

What do any of you "people" have to be thankful for? Be honest.

We've got penis chinese penis.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What do any of you "people" have to be thankful for? Be honest.

Canadian Thanksgiving isn't about giving thanks, DMAN. It's about partying hard and getting drunk and high with your fellow Canadians. It wasn't so rad last year because Turk went to jail and Turry is a bitch with kids and responsibilities. We're tying one on this year, D. Through the power of the world wide web.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I also cut myself real bad blowing shit up with tannerite

 

[Turk February]

I also cut myself real bad blowing shit up with tannerite

You got stop hanging out with that tannerite guy

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Canadian Thanksgiving is about freedom. Because Canada is the land of freedom. I betcha I've seen more bald eagles than you'll ever see in your life.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You got stop hanging out with that tannerite guy

Tannerite "Fuckemup" Jackson

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The DMAN's people had a secret subway that shipped all the blacks here.

 

[Turk February]

Canadian Thanksgiving is about freedom. Because Canada is the land of freedom. I betcha I've seen more bald eagles than you'll ever see in your life.

I saw a fucking squirrel. And you know what. It was black. No one judged it. To me that's freedom. Real freedom.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Harriet Tubgirl or something.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I saw a fucking squirrel. And you know what. It was black. No one judged it. To me that's freedom. Real freedom.

most of our squirrels are black, honestly. I met a kid from Maine once and the black squirrels scared the shit out of him.

 

[DMAN]

Canadian Thanksgiving isn't about giving thanks, DMAN. It's about partying hard and getting drunk and high with your fellow Canadians. It wasn't so rad last year because Turk went to jail and Turry is a bitch with kids and responsibilities. We're tying one on this year, D. Through the power of the world wide web.

Where is Dummy Gaynuts?

 

[Turk February]

The DMAN's people had a secret subway that shipped all the blacks here.

The green line on the Toronto subway. "Damn there's a lot of black people here" "honey, they're going to finch street"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He's an honorary Canadian, as are you for your encyclopedic knowledge of Degrassi: The Next Generation. He popped in and out. Probably in one of the 30s

 

[Turk February]

Where is Dummy Gaynuts?

My question is where is @DMAN ? You're not bringing your a game to this celebration

 

[Turk February]

"what do you have to be thankful for"

How about that my life expectancy is 30 years longer than yours and my internet works?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The DMAN would like to express his admiration for Abe as a talented linguist in the art of vitriol, bitterness, threatening strangers and going online with the other badasses bragging about winning arguments against his mother. Furthermore, the way Abe describes his mother as the ditzy Lucy like character who takes everything from bad to worse with her clumsy, unneeded high maintenance behavior makes Abe a more sympathetic character than we've ever had before. That environment sculpted young Abe's sense of humor as a boy. The DMAN is sure of it. That was why he walked on the other side of the tracks, was led astray, smoking cigarettes he didn't even want, just to show the other boys and girls that he was the exception. You know what Abe. The DMAN is going to give you until the count of 10 to forfeit this highly successful 41 Page thread and surrender it instantly to The DMAN as the latest in a long line of DMAN Appreciation Threads. Thank you for considering the offer, Abe. Throw in some poutine to sweeten the deal for your jabronie canuck monkey ass. Take the deal, stupid. You got nothing. You are NOTHING without The DMAN. Take a look in the mirror, Abe. You're a HAS BEEN.

DMAN, don't you DGET IT? I DO appreciate you, but this one's for Canada. The true North strong and free.