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I'm here for it.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Not really. It's what an Indian man buys after getting paid thinking it's a good Canadian beer.
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She would've been a good woman who never did no wrong. She was born a dog. None of my dogs were evil women animorphed into dogs by the Canadian government, specifically in Ontario, which totally is a real thing that happens here.
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It was my dad's dead golden retrieverDat's not very nice...
You cake stomped his poor little dog's asshole?
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Its weak shit but I used to get suckered in by the green bottles.
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Well the one I fucked totally was. But the other ones might have been "normie" dogs.
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I mean it wasn't. Fuck.
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It's cool dude. I got turned into an owl once and people fucked me constantly.
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I'll fuck YOU. in the mustache, bud.
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The fuck else are you supposed to do with it?
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Sometimes I'll get a few of those giant king cans of Labatt Blue. I think they actually drink pretty good if they're cold.
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Molson gives me the shits bad. I don't know what it is.
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In Quebec they have blue but like 10.5 percent so like a colt 45 almost. Those things fucking rule.
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I'm actually drinking Pabst Jew Ribbon 5.9 on Canadian Thanksgiving
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Is it your butt?
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It's my fucking elbow.
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You're pooping wrong.