The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

And we ain't stoppin til at least 6 in the mo'nin' niggaz

I'm here for it.

 

[Turk February]

Is moosehead any good?

Not really. It's what an Indian man buys after getting paid thinking it's a good Canadian beer.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I should explain @Stent this was when she was a woman before the government made her a dog

(Why am I repeating jokes from 13 hours ago)

She would've been a good woman who never did no wrong. She was born a dog. None of my dogs were evil women animorphed into dogs by the Canadian government, specifically in Ontario, which totally is a real thing that happens here.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dat's not very nice...

You cake stomped his poor little dog's asshole?

It was my dad's dead golden retriever

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is moosehead any good?

Its weak shit but I used to get suckered in by the green bottles.

 

[Turk February]

She would've been a good woman who never did no wrong. She was born a dog. None of my dogs were evil women animorphed into dogs by the Canadian government, specifically in Ontario, which totally is a real thing that happens here.

Well the one I fucked totally was. But the other ones might have been "normie" dogs.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It was my dad's dead golden retriever

I mean it wasn't. Fuck.

 

[Turk February]

It's cool dude. I got turned into an owl once and people fucked me constantly.

 

[:sumaturry:]

Moosehead stinks
Cariboo stinks but their promo hats got the rizz
Molson is on par with ding piss
Labatt hates you just like every Quebecer who ever lived

 

[:sumaturry:]

Kokanee is fine, though.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Well the one I fucked totally was. But the other ones might have been "normie" dogs.

I'll fuck YOU. in the mustache, bud.

 

[:sumaturry:]

The next time I see a Chinese guy (give or take six hours when I leave for work) I'm going to die laughing

 

[Turk February]

I'll fuck YOU. in the mustache, bud.

The fuck else are you supposed to do with it?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Moosehead stinks
Cariboo stinks but their promo hats got the rizz
Molson is on par with ding piss
Labatt hates you just like every Quebecer who ever lived

Sometimes I'll get a few of those giant king cans of Labatt Blue. I think they actually drink pretty good if they're cold.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Molson gives me the shits bad. I don't know what it is.

 

[Turk February]

Sometimes I'll get a few of those giant king cans of Labatt Blue. I think they actually drink pretty good if they're cold.

In Quebec they have blue but like 10.5 percent so like a colt 45 almost. Those things fucking rule.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm actually drinking Pabst Jew Ribbon 5.9 on Canadian Thanksgiving

 

[Turk February]

I don't know what it is.

Is it your butt?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is it your butt?

It's my fucking elbow.

 

[Turk February]

It's my fucking elbow.

You're pooping wrong.