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It was the lawyer. I have a real good memory, nigga.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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The jeweler, funniest story. Her mom made Sheppards pie once. And it was awful. Like inedible. And I tried being polite as I do. I lasted like 10 seconds. Both me and her couldn't stop laughing in her mom's face.
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Please tell me I didn't post her name or picture on here.
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Turk is Death Wish Bronson. Still shredded for the time. You see guys like Bronson and nowadays that wrinkly Josh Brolin fucker from the Goonies and you're supposed to think "my, what a rugged man" all I can think of is how many gnarled little jew peckers they had to accept into their bodies to get where they are. I guess maybe Josh Brolin's father James Brolin may have taken the jew cocks for him, but who knows.Give her the dirty dozen. Fuck her three times.
By the way, what kind of name is Josh for a grown man? The leader of our fucking country I'd named Justin for fucks sake. These are names for toddlers. You gotta make their middle name William or Robert or something so they can just go by a normal man's name at some point if they choose. That's why you give your kid like 37 middle names.
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Like I like fucking around and doxing myself. This is one friend I may really need one day.
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I'm in a cold sweat. Did I drunkenly dox my lawyer?
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After my shaver is charged, my balls are going to be Telly Savalas.
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That's an American, sir. I'm going to need you to get in the back of the line.
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Canadian women like a bit of Greek.
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Lol you didn't
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Canadian women don't know what the fuck they want and are covered in shitty tattoos and shitty fishnet shit. Shit!
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I once told a dude "just try twice" regarding anal and he acted like I was a sick piece of shit, but that's solid advice.
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Telly Savalas is cool as shit.
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Should I delete this one?
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Too late. I just quoted you.