The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That might have been a jeweler I also know since 13. Similar back story.

It was the lawyer. I have a real good memory, nigga.

 

[Turk February]

The jeweler, funniest story. Her mom made Sheppards pie once. And it was awful. Like inedible. And I tried being polite as I do. I lasted like 10 seconds. Both me and her couldn't stop laughing in her mom's face.

 

[Stent]

Give her the dirty dozen. Fuck her three times.

 

[Turk February]

It was the lawyer. I have a real good memory, nigga.

Please tell me I didn't post her name or picture on here.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Give her the dirty dozen. Fuck her three times.

Turk is Death Wish Bronson. Still shredded for the time. You see guys like Bronson and nowadays that wrinkly Josh Brolin fucker from the Goonies and you're supposed to think "my, what a rugged man" all I can think of is how many gnarled little jew peckers they had to accept into their bodies to get where they are. I guess maybe Josh Brolin's father James Brolin may have taken the jew cocks for him, but who knows.

By the way, what kind of name is Josh for a grown man? The leader of our fucking country I'd named Justin for fucks sake. These are names for toddlers. You gotta make their middle name William or Robert or something so they can just go by a normal man's name at some point if they choose. That's why you give your kid like 37 middle names.

 

[Turk February]

Like I like fucking around and doxing myself. This is one friend I may really need one day.

 

[Turk February]

I'm in a cold sweat. Did I drunkenly dox my lawyer?

 

[Stent]

Turk is Death Wish Bronson

After my shaver is charged, my balls are going to be Telly Savalas.

 

[Stent]

Oh. I just found out Telly Savalas died of ass cancer. It really is getting around.

 

[Turk February]

Oh. I just found out Telly Savalas died of ass cancer. It really is getting around.

That's an American, sir. I'm going to need you to get in the back of the line.

 

[Stent]

That's an American, sir. I'm going to need you to get in the back of the line.

Canadian women like a bit of Greek.

 

[Stent]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Please tell me I didn't post her name or picture on here.

Lol you didn't

 

[Turk February]

Canadian women like a bit of Greek.

Canadian women don't know what the fuck they want and are covered in shitty tattoos and shitty fishnet shit. Shit!

 

[Stent]

He's like Pitbull before Pitbull existed.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Canadian women like a bit of Greek.

I once told a dude "just try twice" regarding anal and he acted like I was a sick piece of shit, but that's solid advice.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Telly Savalas is cool as shit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I once told a dude "just try twice" regarding anal and he acted like I was a sick piece of shit, but that's solid advice.

Should I delete this one?

 

[Stent]

He could see gay ghosts.

 

[Stent]

I once told a dude "just try twice" regarding anal and he acted like I was a sick piece of shit, but that's solid advice.

Should I delete this one?

Too late. I just quoted you.