The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You're pooping wrong.

Nobody tells me how to poop

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Molson gives me the shits bad. I don't know what it is.

Molson was invented as a laxative for navy men in the great war. They got tired of swabbing the poop deck before loading a torpedo if you catch my drift.

 

[Turk February]

Molson was invented as a laxative for navy men in the great war. They got tired of swabbing the poop deck before loading a torpedo if you catch my drift.

Damn that sounds hot

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I smoked navy cut cigarettes in high school so people wouldn't bum them off me and I thought smoking a cigarette with no filter was something that only a badass who didn't give a care would do.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Nooooobody gonna tell me how to shiiiiit

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Dvvv dvvvv

 

[Turk February]

In highschool, no idea why we did this we'd go to this creepy 20 something year olds house and buy Maximum Ice malt liquor, but for some reason we'd funnel it. Then get sick. And do it again. Constantly

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

In highschool, no idea why we did this we'd go to this creepy 20 something year olds house and buy Maximum Ice malt liquor, but for some reason we'd funnel it. Then get sick. And do it again. Constantly

It's called "asking for it"

 

[DMAN]

The DMAN would like to express his admiration for Abe as a talented linguist in the art of vitriol, bitterness, threatening strangers and going online with the other badasses bragging about winning arguments against his mother. Furthermore, the way Abe describes his mother as the ditzy Lucy like character who takes everything from bad to worse with her clumsy, unneeded high maintenance behavior makes Abe a more sympathetic character than we've ever had before. That environment sculpted young Abe's sense of humor as a boy. The DMAN is sure of it. That was why he walked on the other side of the tracks, was led astray, smoking cigarettes he didn't even want, just to show the other boys and girls that he was the exception. You know what Abe. The DMAN is going to give you until the count of 10 to forfeit this highly successful 41 Page thread and surrender it instantly to The DMAN as the latest in a long line of DMAN Appreciation Threads. Thank you for considering the offer, Abe. Throw in some poutine to sweeten the deal for your jabronie canuck monkey ass. Take the deal, stupid. You got nothing. You are NOTHING without The DMAN. Take a look in the mirror, Abe. You're a HAS BEEN.

 

[Turk February]

The DMAN would like to express his admiration for Abe as a talented linguist in the art of vitriol, bitterness, threatening strangers and going online with the other badasses bragging about winning arguments against his mother. Furthermore, the way Abe describes his mother as the ditzy Lucy like character who takes everything from bad to worse with her clumsy, unneeded high maintenance behavior makes Abe a more sympathetic character than we've ever had before. That environment sculpted young Abe's sense of humor as a boy. The DMAN is sure of it. That was why he walked on the other side of the tracks, was led astray, smoking cigarettes he didn't even want, just to show the other boys and girls that he was the exception. You know what Abe. The DMAN is going to give you until the count of 10 to forfeit this highly successful 41 Page thread and surrender it instantly to The DMAN as the latest in a long line of DMAN Appreciation Threads. Thank you for considering the offer, Abe. Throw in some poutine to sweeten the deal for your jabronie canuck monkey ass. Take the deal, stupid. You got nothing. You are NOTHING without The DMAN. Take a look in the mirror, Abe. You're a HAS BEEN.

Sir. Back of the line. Canadian event.

 

[DMAN]

Sir. Back of the line. Canadian event.

The DMAN is an international superstar. Check the numbers, jabrone.

 

[Turk February]

The DMAN is an international superstar. Check the numbers, jabrone.

Yeah, no sir. We're gunna need you to wait a little. This is a Canadian Thanksgiving.

 

[Stent]

 

[Turk February]

Sir. Do you have your Canadian passport or landed immigration card?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The DMAN is an international superstar. Check the numbers, jabrone.

Canadian Thanksgiving don't stop until at least six in the mo'nin', D.

 

[Turk February]

(every exasperated public servant and bouncer ever)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

69 hours to go, babeh

 

[Turk February]

69 hours to go, babeh

I think we gotta get to 69 pages. I don't know how. It will take a few days.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We're contained in our own thread over here. We're not setting any fires or causing any fights and a bunch of darkies, wiggers and twinks come in here and try to crush our spirit?

Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for your National Anthem.

 

[Stent]

Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Orilla tomorrow.