- Forum Clout
- 618
I like shoving things up my asshole. Like not a joke, like in real life.
-
Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
[email protected]
The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
- Start date
- Forum Clout
- 56,074
That's my alt account. I actually hate shoving things in my ass. I just do it out of a sense of duty.
- Forum Clout
- 618
My breath always smells like another man's penis.
- Forum Clout
- 56,074
Sometimes it's my penis. I have a trick to do with a wall.
- Forum Clout
- 37,518
Two virgin Turks? I'm seeing double!
- Forum Clout
- 56,074
I've always said mustard wants nothing more than to be me. The transformation is happening. Technology is amazing.
- Forum Clout
- 56,074
He also used an adorable picture of me. It's kind of sweet.
Oh God, I sure hope his hand falls off too.
- Forum Clout
- 56,074
Mustard will be beaten to death in an alley before 2025
cummmmmming
- Forum Clout
- 618
Karate joke
- Forum Clout
- 56,074
I could punch your gay joke and it would break. Cuz I am really good at karate.
- Forum Clout
- 56,074
God it's so confusing seeing my real name in notifications with my face in the notifications.
- Forum Clout
- 56,074
Boys. I don't think I can take the pain another day.
- Forum Clout
- 56,074
CQ Beans
- Forum Clout
- 7,354
What’s the haps, Turk?
- Forum Clout
- 56,074
My hand is falling off, Beans. Advil doesn't help. It's been a month straight of pain.
- Forum Clout
- 71,015
This is the thread for canadian Thanksgiving right?
Here's one
Here's one
- Forum Clout
- 123,876
That is NOT what a Canadian Thanksgiving plate looks like. Sweet vegetables are against the law here because they're gay.
- Forum Clout
- 56,074
The committee has recently legalized carrots even though they look like an uncircumcised penis. Our culture is changing. I saw a cucumber at the store once.