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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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And pissing on your own head while thinking of gay men wrestling.
Kim Chi. It's traditional. And I'm gay. You wouldn't understand. I loved youonce. Your heart was my castle. I felt so safe in your arms.
You dont love me anymore? Whyso? Remember im the one that invited you here! I brought you into this workd and i can take you out!
We go ham around here, FAGGOT
I'm from South Ontario. Here we can have many girlfriends. Jokes aside not being able to jack off is driving me nuts.
Don't worry about him. He's gay even though he wasn't molested. I was molested by three different family members and I still have an autistic daughter whose abortion I paid for
You forgot to mention how much money you have.
I have more money in my account than everyone in chat combined
So some money instead of overdraft. Good work.
You have another hand
His other hand is straight
I don't want my left hand to get hurt by my very sharp and dangerous penis. I need it for practical reasons.
I'm going retarded. I just imagined one of those Big Johnson shirts but it says "Stand back, baby. My penis is lethal." and had a pretty hard laugh about it.
My body is a weapon. My penis is the dangerous part. My titties are the gay part. Like on a gun.
Ewww. YouTube recommend me classic Linkin Park and I'm too lazy to get up and turn it off. I just have to take it.
I'm so happy the Americans couldn't make a proper thanksgiving thread. I'm actually proud of you guys.
Just eating a ham and crying. Pants full of piss. Peas all over the table.