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I said. Medics have visited me 5 times.They don’t have EMTs or on call doctors that can visit?
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I said. Medics have visited me 5 times.They don’t have EMTs or on call doctors that can visit?
Oh right. What exactly is wrong with your hand?I said. Medics have visited me 5 times.
It was an abcess. It became an infection. It spread to the bone.Oh right. What exactly is wrong with your hand?
So what’s going to happen? They’re not literally going to have to amputate your hand are they?It was an abcess. It became an infection. It spread to the bone.
Hopefully the Revolutionary Committee of Ontario will legalize pee pee on the hand. Which I heard is a revolutionary new treatment in China.So what’s going to happen? They’re not literally going to have to amputate your hand are they?
ER care is mandatory in the States if necessary. Ive got Lenape border relatives on the NY/Canuck border. Oklahoma, too. Quick like jackals they are. You’d be in Elmhurst hospital quicker than you could say,’ Nyet! Da! Gorbachev!’Maybe I could take a cab to buffalo and take a pee pee on my hand. It's such a double standard. Because pee pee on the foot is totally legal.
We don't have emergency care. The doctors are busy with the soldiers fighting Manitoba. They will be crushed, however.ER care is mandatory in the States if necessary. Ive got Lenape border relatives on the NY/Canuck border. Oklahoma, too. Quick like jackals they are. You’d be in Elmhurst hospital quicker than you could say,’ Nyet! Da! Gorbachev!’
Your knees will get cold when you take a bath. Check and mate.I will never be cold again. Unless my power bank dies.
He JUST said the medics have come five times.They don’t have EMTs or on call doctors that can visit?
Ok, but I’m not sure what that means. In NYC he EMTs don’t necessarily take you to the hospital.He JUST said the medics have come five times.
You don't know ANYTHINGOk, but I’m not sure what that means. In NYC he EMTs don’t necessarily take you to the hospital.
So Canadian paramedics serve a double role. They can take you to the hospital if you want to go or they can simply evaluate you and send their findings to a doctor.Ok, but I’m not sure what that means. In NYC he EMTs don’t necessarily take you to the hospital.
Ok, no problem. But seriously I hope you’re ok.Sorry to be serious for a second on Canadian Thanksgiving. But it helps a lot of people with issues like hoarding, chronic pain that can't be treated, and phobias. It's a pretty okay system.
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