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Just gunna watch Bisscute and eat advil like M&Ms. She's hot even though she's annoying and gained some weight.
 

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So what’s going to happen? They’re not literally going to have to amputate your hand are they?
Hopefully the Revolutionary Committee of Ontario will legalize pee pee on the hand. Which I heard is a revolutionary new treatment in China.
 

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Currently pee pee on the hand is punishable by 10 years in prison. And it's frowned upon by society in general. A shortcoming of our culture.
 

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Maybe I could take a cab to buffalo and take a pee pee on my hand. It's such a double standard. Because pee pee on the foot is totally legal.
 

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Maybe I could take a cab to buffalo and take a pee pee on my hand. It's such a double standard. Because pee pee on the foot is totally legal.
ER care is mandatory in the States if necessary. Ive got Lenape border relatives on the NY/Canuck border. Oklahoma, too. Quick like jackals they are. You’d be in Elmhurst hospital quicker than you could say,’ Nyet! Da! Gorbachev!’
 

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ER care is mandatory in the States if necessary. Ive got Lenape border relatives on the NY/Canuck border. Oklahoma, too. Quick like jackals they are. You’d be in Elmhurst hospital quicker than you could say,’ Nyet! Da! Gorbachev!’
We don't have emergency care. The doctors are busy with the soldiers fighting Manitoba. They will be crushed, however.
 

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Ok, but I’m not sure what that means. In NYC he EMTs don’t necessarily take you to the hospital.
So Canadian paramedics serve a double role. They can take you to the hospital if you want to go or they can simply evaluate you and send their findings to a doctor.
 
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