The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

They don’t have EMTs or on call doctors that can visit?

I said. Medics have visited me 5 times.

 

[CQ Beans]

I said. Medics have visited me 5 times.

Oh right. What exactly is wrong with your hand?

 

[Turk February]

Oh right. What exactly is wrong with your hand?

It was an abcess. It became an infection. It spread to the bone.

 

[Turk February]

Just gunna watch Bisscute and eat advil like M&Ms. She's hot even though she's annoying and gained some weight.

 

[CQ Beans]

It was an abcess. It became an infection. It spread to the bone.

So what’s going to happen? They’re not literally going to have to amputate your hand are they?

 

[Turk February]

So what’s going to happen? They’re not literally going to have to amputate your hand are they?

Hopefully the Revolutionary Committee of Ontario will legalize pee pee on the hand. Which I heard is a revolutionary new treatment in China.

 

[Turk February]

Currently pee pee on the hand is punishable by 10 years in prison. And it's frowned upon by society in general. A shortcoming of our culture.

 

[Turk February]

Maybe I could take a cab to buffalo and take a pee pee on my hand. It's such a double standard. Because pee pee on the foot is totally legal.

 

[CQ Beans]

Maybe I could take a cab to buffalo and take a pee pee on my hand. It's such a double standard. Because pee pee on the foot is totally legal.

ER care is mandatory in the States if necessary. Ive got Lenape border relatives on the NY/Canuck border. Oklahoma, too. Quick like jackals they are. You’d be in Elmhurst hospital quicker than you could say,’ Nyet! Da! Gorbachev!’

 

[Turk February]

ER care is mandatory in the States if necessary. Ive got Lenape border relatives on the NY/Canuck border. Oklahoma, too. Quick like jackals they are. You’d be in Elmhurst hospital quicker than you could say,’ Nyet! Da! Gorbachev!’

We don't have emergency care. The doctors are busy with the soldiers fighting Manitoba. They will be crushed, however.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This heated jacket is the bee's knees, boys.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I will never be cold again. Unless my power bank dies.

 

[Turk February]

I will never be cold again. Unless my power bank dies.

Your knees will get cold when you take a bath. Check and mate.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

They don’t have EMTs or on call doctors that can visit?

He JUST said the medics have come five times.

 

[CQ Beans]

He JUST said the medics have come five times.

Ok, but I’m not sure what that means. In NYC he EMTs don’t necessarily take you to the hospital.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Ok, but I’m not sure what that means. In NYC he EMTs don’t necessarily take you to the hospital.

You don't know ANYTHING

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

If he keeps this up they're going to send the MAiD around

 

[Turk February]

Ok, but I’m not sure what that means. In NYC he EMTs don’t necessarily take you to the hospital.

So Canadian paramedics serve a double role. They can take you to the hospital if you want to go or they can simply evaluate you and send their findings to a doctor.

 

[Turk February]

Sorry to be serious for a second on Canadian Thanksgiving. But it helps a lot of people with issues like hoarding, chronic pain that can't be treated, and phobias. It's a pretty okay system.

 

[CQ Beans]

Sorry to be serious for a second on Canadian Thanksgiving. But it helps a lot of people with issues like hoarding, chronic pain that can't be treated, and phobias. It's a pretty okay system.

Ok, no problem. But seriously I hope you’re ok.